I am cheerful because I always am.
It's my natural disposition. I'm just one of those little rays of sunshine: just a 'fun', 'upbeat' person to be around.

Why would anyone be pissed off, living in this world in the present day? It just doesn't make sense to me. There's just so much good going on! There's no reason to despair for humanity, music's the best it's ever been and the weather's just lovely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is that a tongue poking the inside of your cheek?
No, wait, it's just a massive cock.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Don't piss about Monty.
You're giving me the creeps.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)

creeps massive horn
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Granted.

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Plus - hoverboards and flying cars in 4 years or less!
Bet you're looking forward to seeing me on TV too, aren'cha Monty. Aren'cha. Aren'cha.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I am so excited about that, I am actually sweating urine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)

POIDH
This should be BRILLIANT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)