You've just got too much love to share around.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And no one to give it to.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

:(

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

It was lovely to see you, though!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Thank you, it was a very pleasant evening
though I was a bit hacked off that 1) I left my other beers in the pub and 2) we got a taxi to Kings Cross and it took fucking ages and cost £20.

Still, the curry was worth it. Did you girls have an awesome threesome when you got back to yours?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Berk fell asleep in the midst of Monty's flat. She slept through lusty and I getting locked in the kitchen, Monty's DJing and only woke up when Labs kicked the door down for the second time.
So I don't think she'd have been up for it. Amberl didn't sleep in my bed, and my arms are not long enough to reach down stairs.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

You people are very dissapointing.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

+ apart from Labs, who's awesome for kicking a door open to rescue two trapped ladies.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

rescue sexually assault

trapped unexpecting
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

They liked this

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

And Amberl, too.
She played her part in the rescue.

Fucking doorhandles.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Yep, she punched it open first, then shut it again
Didn't see her fucking any doorhandles though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I wouldn't mind seeing Amberl fucking anything
doorhandles included.

Anything except Lab of course.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Because your jealousy would over-ride your horn?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Because the sight of all your chins wobbling would make me vomit up my own spleen

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

My biggest regret from saturday
is that I didn't spend enough time mocking Labs chins.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

She pilfered the bit that broke off for...later use.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

The crazy thyraphile
Or forisophile if we're going the Latin route.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Don't mix Greek and Latin in a word! I know televison does it but it makes me die a little inside.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I hate it when yoghurt adverts make up latin-esque names for bacteria

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I hate it when people say "medias"
IT'S ALREADY PLURAL YOU FUCKING CUNTS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Apologies
Brainfart.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I'm impressed you know/remember the greek for door
It's one of the first words I learnt, I always forget i.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Just one of those things that stuck in my head
Had to Google the latin though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Always learnt it as ianua
as in a ianitor being a door-keeper.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

That rings bells
No pun intended.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

porta is gate.
Not to be confused with portus, which is...a port.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Does Monty have an Ikea kitchen?
It sounds like he has fixtures and fittings from the 'Fritzl' range.

How many bodies did you find in the kitchen?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)

We found beer, cheese, and various other shit you find in kitchens. Oh, and a poster of the Who.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

+ Doctor

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You should have stayed and joined me on my Night Bus Adventure

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Our adventure was pretty hellish.
I assume you got back ok, as you're posting.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)