Her boss is a real bitch, but it's OK because she falls over and ends up in a fowntain.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

She saves up all month long to buy a new dress from [french boutique], but it turns out that her collegue got the same dress and wore it to the same event.
She was mortifide so tried to modify it by ripping off the sleeves and ends up having to wear the waiter's uniform and serve all guests. One of the guests was the guy from the coffee shop and he recongises her but doesn't say anything.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Katy Parry is involved somehow. I don't understand how. And the horse one from Sex in the City.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)

There is a soundtrack to the book too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

£4.99 at ASDA

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Man I am so buying that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Gimmi 4-6 weeks to write it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)