I would imagine it would be something along the lines of:
"Welcome to this little corner of the internet you overtly heterosexual man with a superb taste in hobbies"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It was actually
"You are punching well above your weight with your missus". Factually accurate, but the subsequent "Ugly cunt" meme got old really quickly.

I think you're a lovely bloke now though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I thought memes were things that weren't true....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Not at all
The smug meme concerning yourself is alive and well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I know
I was just trying to subtly call you an ugly cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)