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Who was the first b3tan you ever met?I met spikeypickle after finding out we lived within about a mile of each other. I'd class him as one of my best mates now, I see him as much as possible, although that usually just leads to us getting extremely drunk, and talking shit.
Alt Q: Any b3tans you want to meet? I'm hoping to meet Rswipe & Monty at the London bash, but I'd also like to meet Roota, Darth, DiT and Kitty.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:43,
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I first met Himjim, TGB and RubberduckAt the first Leamington b3ta bash. It's been downhill ever since.
Alt: Hmm, I think Roota's at the top of my list. Or Madame Marlboro, in a hotel room and no-one else. And Rachelswipe too! I'm certain I owe her a drink and some HuGz.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:45,
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I'm implying you're the best of all the b3tans(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:59,
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I met that Monty fellow a couple of months ago.I've still not got over it.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:48,
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You are right, he couldn't find a decent pub in Brixton.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:55,
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Blame my brother.He was the one who managed to find a pub that shut at 7:30pm. What a fucking cock.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:56,
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I would, but he's not a B3tan.Still, fair do's, its not every night you meet a pimp infatuated with Foghorn Leghorn.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:59,
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That was fucking weird, wasn't it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:02,
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Alt: Tuggers. He's my hero and I owe him about a million pints.Also Cancer Joy is another hero of mine. I also want to meet you, AA - maybe I'll see you round Nealy's some time, with your 'brother'...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:50,
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Well, I'm aiming to come to the Rswipe & Rakky bashSo you get to educate me on Tayyabs.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:53,
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fucking charming(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:50,
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Oh Gods, I can only remember a few nameIt was a London bash, there was Funtastic Pony Magic (I think), someone called Tipasoi (I think) and Golden Fanjita. There were others, but I just can't remember them any more.
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SuperMatt, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:51,
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Having a nice chat with yourself, SuperMatt?Did you get home OK on Saturday?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:01,
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I didI don't know why I left early. It may have been because I drunk a lot and didn't want to appear too much of a tit.
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SuperMatt, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:02,
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I met icklepeach in Edinburgh about 5yrs ago.As for who's left, no-one really...
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:51,
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Phillijoe, the cunt.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:52,
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How's the road trip fella?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:55,
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So awesome it's making my pants wet.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:56,
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Yeah blame the road trip, Noel.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:57,
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I can't help being a raging pissmonster, Monty.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:58,
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Raining then?Whereabouts are you now?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:58,
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Landed in Oxford about an hour ago, wandering into town to meet Amberl for noodles in a bit.Been to a 6,000 year old stone circle today, and a Roman villa, and a gorgeous valley near Stroud. It's been a good day.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:00,
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Oh, which stone circle?Didn't realise there was one close-ish by.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:02,
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Ta! Near Chipping Norton I see, that's nor far away at allI'll see about driving over there in the summer.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:06,
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Hmm, it's 16 miles away from my houseThat's nicely doable on bike, I'll cycle instead.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:12,
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It's a good spot, take lunch with you to kill half an hour or so.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:14,
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I'll need that half hour to get my breath back ;)Looks to be entirely one road from Stratford to Long Compton, so an easy trip, so long as there are no mountains en route.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:15,
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WARNING: FUCKING HILLY(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:22,
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Hmm, I know the route to Shipston's fairly flatI should be averaging 20mph until that part at least, so I can take my time with the hills when I get close to the stones.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:25,
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I think you're a mental.don't get me wrong, you're ace, but you're a mental as well.
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Haha, cheers!If I keep the cycling up by the summer I'll be much fitter and trimmer, so that'll help. Did you enjoy the stones? 6,000 year-old stone circles kinda blow the mind a bit!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:29,
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If you want a fairly flat but interesting cycle rideI'm planning to do this when the weather gets better, also probably taking in this as well.
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Nice trip!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:34,
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If you can get to Telfordand you are both free the weekend I go and can be bothered, you are welcome to come with.
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Did you go to the fallen knights too?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:06,
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Yup.Second time I've been, I wanted to take Poppet to something ancient, and she's already met Monty.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:10,
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North Leigh too, cracking.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:11,
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That does look good for a Summer day out.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:16,
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You poor thing!Mean Noel, making you walk! He should be carrying you.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:03,
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He's SO unchivalrous.I am seriously considering chucking him out of the BST, what do you reckon?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:05,
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*braces self*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:06,
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You raise a good pointI don't fancy having to look for replacements though, so we'll have to just be the Top Two.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:07,
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*does complicated secret handshake*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:09,
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In all fairness, he did stop when I asked him for breaks. Which was often.(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)
And roll them down when you go piddling...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:00,
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Mines Pete'loaf but I knew him before b3taThe first from b3ta only was Noel, the cunt.
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Peej, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:19,
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DisasterproneBy virtue of the highly unlikely coincidence of the only other Forest fan in OT also living in Norwich. We had a drink a couple of months back and I must say he's an absolutely crackin' chap who it is my pleasure to call a friend. And not just because he can vouch for the existence of my girlfriend.
Alt Q - plenty. Notably Berk, Bobby, Amberl, Bella, Kitty, Vipros, Labs, Noel, BGB, Aber, RSwipe, Crowsephine, Poppet and your good self. And other people I'm sure I've forgotten. Suggestions welcome.
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Here's one - why don't you fuck off?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:53,
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I've edited my post aboveSo now it looks like you're bitter cos I missed your name out. Such aggression will get you nowhere in life unless you've got an A-bomb, Montesque. I await an appropriate level of contrition.
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Hahah, you devious little swine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:03,
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FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKSorry honey, I knew I'd forget someone! Also missed Poppet, now I see her name below. Consider me suitably chastised and appropriately angry with myself.
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Haha, nice recovery.Are you coming to the London bash in July, then?
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Is that the one that's the first weekend in July?If so, no. You'll never guess why. Clue: same reason I can't come to Amberl's February bash.
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Still can't goNot dancing - visiting Ms Foxtrot's sister in Bristol. Although I was asked to dance at the Pink Jukebox that weekend. Try to guess what that is
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Poor effortI must admit, 'dancing at the Pink Jukebox' sounds suspiciously similar to 'playing the pink oboe'.
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It's an all-male Ballroom competitionThe only defence I have is that I was asked to lead
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That really isn't a defence at allgiving but not receiving, so to speak.
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The one thing that annoys me about the gay stereotypes surrounding Ballroom DancingIs the suggestion that there's nothing masculine about it. The Ballroom discipline involves dignity, grace, power, elegance and being pressed up against a beautiful woman (unless you're Natalie Lowe's partner) throughout. It's not even slightly gay, leading is absolutely masculine. Although I will concede that this is less the case when you replace that beautiful woman with a bumder.
LATIN Ballroom is gay as tits, however.
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it's the gay outfits and the fake tan that does it chief(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:56,
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That's Latin, geniusNot that I've ever indulged in either. To dance Ballroom you should look like you're on your way to a costume ball at the Ritz, dressed as Gene Kelly's more sophisticated (and much younger) brother
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++BUMDER ALERT++I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE A BUMDER ALERT AS I HAVE TO CATCH A TRAIN AND AT ANY RATE YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS WHAT THE CONTENTS WOULD HAVE BEEN. YOU BIG BUMDER.++
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Jeff's got a few spare leads, I would imagine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:26,
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If he was in the Pink Fairies I wouldn't be half so mean as I am to him.They are one of my favourite bands of all time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:03,
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Funny thatIf you were a Sheep On Drugs... I'd think you were shit at music as well as a posh git :-)
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*sigh* Really?What was the first thing you ever said to me? See if you can recall
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I would imagine it would be something along the lines of:"Welcome to this little corner of the internet you overtly heterosexual man with a superb taste in hobbies"
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It was actually"You are punching well above your weight with your missus". Factually accurate, but the subsequent "Ugly cunt" meme got old really quickly.
I think you're a lovely bloke now though.
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I thought memes were things that weren't true....(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:56,
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I knowI was just trying to subtly call you an ugly cunt
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 18:03,
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He is a cunt isn't he.I think we should hunt him down and fuck his shit up.
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That's hardly a suggestionNo offence Wooks, you crack me up whenever you post - genuinely - but I can hardly remember us having a deep'n'meaningful
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I've met most b3tans that I wanna meet.But I didn't get to meet Vipros while I was over here, which is very sad.
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He is very sad.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:55,
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*hand-waving-side-to-side 'meh' gesture*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:57,
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It's still go, my good man.www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1053543
Edit: paddled in the source yesterday, it were brilliant!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:08,
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you are an arse-face(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:57,
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Alt:Monty. But only if he agrees to help me vandalise the Blue Peter garden.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:54,
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I'm gonna shit in their time capsule.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:58,
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I'm going to put some oil in the fishpond.Is the statue of Petra still in the garden?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:00,
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Well I'll take care of the statue.*nods knowlingly*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:18,
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Beekers I thinkfollowed by TGB, Halfy and Bill, as they were in Blousie's back garden smoking whilst everyone else watched Dr Who.
I've met a fair few now but I still want to meet Swipe, Darth, Roota and Vipros.
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If you come to the BGB bash this year, are you going to stick around?Rather than disappear to an inferior party?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:08,
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I still can't believe how shit the party I went back to wasit was an epically poor judgement call. I believe Labs may be giving me a lift up, so I shall be there for however long he is. Probably a good portion of the weekend.
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Yep, I have offered.Will look into travel times closer to the event.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:13,
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I can get a bit OCD with planningbut even I am not crazy enough to try and sort out a lift four months prior to the event.
And cheers :)
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what a fucking sexy little group(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:07,
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kKkkKKKkrRrriIiIssSttTiiinneEEe!!!!!!!!:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:12,
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Not counting people I knew in real life before they joined b3ta:Monty. Having been invited to a curry house in Whitechapel out of the blue, I turned up at Tayyab's not really knowing who or what to look for in this densely crowded restaurant. Then, amidst the crowd, I saw a chap with long hair and a Hawkwind T-shirt and realised that must be the bloke I was looking for.
Alt Q: I can think of several I don't want to meet...
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To be fair, you'll never remember if you meet Chompy... Rohypnol has wonderous amnesia-inducing effects...(
The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:06,
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first one i think was prem1um at a cosy mini bash for twoi never class the ones ive met as b3tans or refer to them as such, friends ent they
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:06,
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I've never met one.But given that over 90% of you are baldmonkey anyway this might be for the best.
Alt: baldmonkey. And Ding.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:11,
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Can we list the b3tans we wish we'd never met?First b3tan was Himjim, followed by lab and rubberduck a couple weeks later, then I went to Manchester and met loads of people including Fetid Mimsy who still has my favourite b3ta username
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:16,
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No he fucking doesn't.*gives AA a dead arm*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:27,
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No b3tans yetAs I have an uncanny knack for being at the opposite end of the country when someone hosts a bash. I do know one lurker, but I knew him for years before I found b3ta, so he doesn't count. Should be meeting a few this year though. I'm going to capn' Hood-Butter's birthday thing and I'm hoping to get to London for the July bash too.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:18,
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Captain Hood-Butteris responsible for the most pathetic post I have ever seen on B3ta, and his missus looks like a rough old prossie.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:24,
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The most pathetic post on B3ta?That's quite a claim. Got a link?
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Kroney, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:26,
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It was fucking awful.I shall try.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:31,
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If I remember it right he claimed it was for the lulzthe sound of the reverse siren was particularly loud on that one. Still at least he ran away from O/T forever because of that, great flouncing.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:27,
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Yes, it was basically'you lot on QOTW make loads of stuff up - but I don't have to.
Here's why:
1. I'm in a Pink Flyd tribute band and we have a piss-small shitty festival every year in our inbred backwater
2. I'm really fit and healthy and good at swimming
3. I have loads of sex with a REALLY HOT CHICK WHO USED TO BE A MODEL - pics of whom seemed to confirm that she used to be a model train. Who drank turps.
4. I work in the music industry (one of the shittest industries in the land, well done)
5. I think there may have been SUPER SPECIAL CARS involved
6. Loads of other shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:34,
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/PsychoChomps itwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post543641
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:42,
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Even if that is true, it's pathetic.Validation from the internet, please!
I did want to see this picture of his "model" girlfriend, but I got bored waiting for his fucking profile to load.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:48,
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I say it every timebut he looks like he drank from the wrong Grail
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:50,
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He's very fit and banging a model when not flying his helicopter, whatever are you talking about(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:51,
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Is that him in those flyers?He looks like that wizard off that programme you like.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:51,
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he sounds like a cool dude(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:42,
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other than ones I already knewthe first one I met was Berk
Me "Hello, I'm looking for a bunch of strangers"
Berk "Are you off of the internet?"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:25,
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I'd asked about 5 people alreadyAnd I was painfully aware that I'd not even said I was coming.
Glad I did find everyone though, it was fun, even if I had to leave early
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:36,
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not met any yet, my list would be, in no particular orderJeff
Darth
Blousie
Roota
Vipros
Monty
Al (I know but he cant be such a cunt in real life)
Rswipe
Aber
LIC
Tuggers
edit - forgot Noel! & Crunchy but I maintain that is in some way her fault as she changes her name as much as me! and K SWISS!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:28,
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No particular order.Yeah, right.
*Tops list!*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:35,
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City.All Rovers fans, like Bob, are fucking bent.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:39,
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Thought soIn what form would you like your abuse on Wednesday morning?
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We've got no chance.So feel free to milk it for all it's worth.
I've not been to Forest since the Amici wine-bar incident.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:44,
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Yeah that was scaryMy sister lived about 5 minutes away from the bar in question at the time.
I actually reckon a draw is on the cards, we always get complacent after a big win. Frankly after doing the double over the sheepshaggers the rest of this season is massively irrelevant.
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I'd be happy with a point.I can't see it myself though. City have got huge injury problems, and Maynard is still a long way off being fit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:51,
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I can say with some confidence that you won't winOur unbeaten home record has got into the players' heads now so that even if they haven't turned up for the first 70 minutes they'll spark up as soon as they realise the record is in danger. Obviously that doesn't mean we'll see our way to putting any past you
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fuck off I'm an Arsenal fanI only support Rovers due to the family connection (my grandad was club Doctor and on the board for a while)
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:42,
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well it was a toss up between you and Darth and that just eludes to nastiness!Had my first day proper teaching today. I loved it!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:38,
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yay! You are now doomed for lifehow old are the kids you're teaching?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:39,
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I have year 1 for the next 6 weeks. They are brilliant and our topic is dinosaursso it's ideal really.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:41,
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ah, so you have to wipe nosesand play with crayons.
To be fair, that's pretty much the same as 6th form.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:45,
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I reckon Bob is the Ralph Wiggum of the teaching community.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:46,
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I made plasticine dinosaurs today and taught a 6 year old to powerslide his scooter.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:48,
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I played with a lamb's heart and pretended itwas the still beating heart of a student who handed work in late. Then ran down the corridor with it to scare the textiles teacher.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:52,
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Ha that is brilliant. We put a load of disected frogs in a girls bag plus a lambs kidney I think.This was when I was in secondary school but still funny.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:57,
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ta! I wasn't sure.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:50,
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I simultaneously met Kaol, Clendrix, Spakka and Ancrennethat was excellent.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:51,
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I simultaneously met your mums vagina, anus and mouththat was excellent.
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also, strangely similar to my experience(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:58,
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Technically it was Legless.Although I knew nothing of b3ta at the time. Even more technically, it was the missus. Bash wise, it was either James Tiger Woods or B3tamax.
There are still quite a few I'd like to meet.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 18:49,
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I'm going to meet Roota.She doesn't know it yet but I have an idea where she live. *grins*
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 18:51,
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I think you're on Panorama tonight ;)(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 18:53,
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I'm impressed that Bob has heard of Panorama.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:47,
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MC Quirkafleeg, Kamikaze Stoat, jim_bob (long before he became a regular) and some other lad whose name escapes me, in Sheffield back in January 2006.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:25,
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apart from djtpwho I met when I was six. I remember him being a noisy, squirmy, screaming baby.
The only other b3tan I've met is Roota. She came to my wedding and was lovely. She wasn't even put off by my drunken family.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:34,
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The drunken family aren't getting an invite to mineOur drunken family that is.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:50,
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Oi! ^^^^First b3tan was Resident Loon as he was the first person I met at my first bash. First person I had a proper conversation with was ancrenne. She's awesome and should be round more often.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:42,
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Is she still wearing her pants over her trousers?It's advertising I suppose.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:47,
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What trousers?She just wears pants.
I think ancrenne is the first one I met too.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:50,
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this thread makes me vomitThere are ten AT MOST b3tans I would happily see of my own free will any time any where. The rest of you can all fuck off (obviously you're in the 10 blousie)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:55,
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I hope I'm oneOtherwise you're sleeping in the fucking shed.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:49,
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You were the first one I met at a bash(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:54,
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It was Pooflake!I didn't know he was a B3tan, we were both into guitars and it wasn't until we'd both been on B3ta for a while that we realised we liked each other's posts (insert gay joke here).
There's loads more I'd like to meet - if I can get work to be less cuntish I might even make it to a bash this year. Unfortunately I'd probably have to bring Pooflake too *sads*.
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Blousie's house bash!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:49,
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That may well be a possibilityHowever, I'm waiting for a date for surgery* and the recovery time is between 4 & 6 weeks during which time I'll not be allowed to drive.
* 4 or 5 level posterior cervical foraminotomy - there's a great youtube video of one that I REEEEEAAAALLLLY wish I hadn't watched
Just realised I've posted this in an inappropriate place - fuck it, I'm drunk
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