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Better than stiff.

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Stiff?
*Guffaws*
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Or moist!

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:13, Reply)
YOU DISGUST ME.
What would Blousie say, if she could read that? Eh?
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Why wouldn't Blousie be able to read it?

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I just want you to think about it.

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)
She knows I'm a filthy bitch

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Well there is no need to flaunt it.

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Yeah there is
'cause it's fun.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Are you joining the Lampo Filthy Bitch Club as well?

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I don't need no steeeenking club
but yeah, pretty much.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Safety in numbers and all that.

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:40, Reply)
-fistbumps-
You need to listen to more gansta rap, I'm afraid. It's alarming how much of mine and Charms' conversation consists of it.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Ooh Lampo that's a new one
Great, thanks, another name.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Sorry.

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
I forgive you, J-Dog

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:00, Reply)
That's dead 'Street'
If I were 20 years younger, and retarded, I'd be tagging 'J-Dog' all over the place.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)
-wiggles-

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)
-waggles-

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:35, Reply)
You shoulda put a ring on it.

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)
No.
I'm not making that mistake again.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)
So put yo' hands up!

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Are we about to having a boxing match?
Or is this more of a Reef indie-tune moment?
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Beyoncé.
BE FUCKING YONCÉ.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)
It's a shame Roy Castle died when he did.
Because if he married her, she'd be Beyoncé Castle.

10 minutes for a quid, and take your shoes off.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)
: D

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)
How goes it, Blousette?

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Doing OK hon!
What about you?

Feeling better in yourself? You were so down late last year.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Nope, things are still very hard at the moment.
Winter's a bad time, with the weather and certain events and anniversaries. From my experience of the last 2 years February/March are going to suck balls. But I'm keeping going.

Weightloss is going well, though. My friend commented that my face looked thinner. This is excellent news.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Chin up hon!
All of them : )

Keep it going. Exercise will make you feel better too.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)
I had a double chin at size 10 :(
-hums "Fat Face" to the tune of Cat Face-
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)
If it helps you at all
my nickname at school from the ages of 9 to 15 was jellybelly. Kids are such charming creatures.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:29, Reply)
That's mean.
Kids. Who'd have 'em?
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Well, I'm still undecided
but I'd like to think that if I did, I'd raise mine to not be such an awful cunt.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Law of the playground though isn't it?
Kill or be killed.

They need to be slightly ruthless to survive.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Then I shall train them to be ninjas
instead of awful little shits.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Are you qualified in 'Ninja Studies'?

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
she replied 5 minutes ago
we just can't see it
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Certainly not me
Think I should mine done?
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Better check with yer missus first...

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I meant her womb
so yeah, I suppose I better had. Feeling better now you're home?
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Much, thanks
I am currently weighing my options: get out of bed and make dinner, or stay where I am and have a piece of toast. Decisions decisions...
How's Sweden?
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)
It's terribly exciting
I'm watching dubbed US tv shows in my hotel room. Thank fuck it's my last work trip here evah!

Oh and toast, definitely toast.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)
See. You're back tracking now eh?

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)
No, I'm just greeting a friend.

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)
I know.
I'm teasing.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)
You terrible person.

(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)
I really am
Quite the dandy cunt.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)
But I am a terrible person too.
You're in excellent company.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Woo!
Terrible person validation!
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)

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