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Evening.
What are you doing this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:56,
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vomiting
You?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:57,
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I've had dinner and I've put away all my ironing.
It doesn't get much more rock and roll than that.
Have you been poorly all day?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:59,
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No
It only started when I read the fluffeth in the thread below
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:01,
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You're such a hard nut.
But remember I saw you in that dress : )
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:03,
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Why not call a few people a cunt on here? that'll cheer you up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:04,
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HAY, IM BORED, NEED COMPANY.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:02,
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Waiting for you to show up hon.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:58,
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How are you wifey?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 19:59,
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I have a full belly and a Star Trek film on the TV so I'm a happy bunny.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:00,
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What did you have for dinner?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:02,
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New potatoes, green beans and mexican beanburgers.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:03,
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Mexican beanburgers?
I've never made them. How long do they take to prepare?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:05,
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10 seconds.
I got them in a packet.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:06,
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That's cheating.
Aren't they full of e-numbers out of a packet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:07,
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They might have a few but they're mainly healthy.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:08,
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Did you have any sauce or relish with them?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:10,
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Nope!
I'm being healthy innit.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:11,
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You could make a tomato relish.
Simple and brilliant.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:14,
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Sometimes Jeff, I just can't be arsed.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:22,
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*There there*
Is there anything anything good on the tellybox this evening Blousie?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:24,
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Pay attention.
I'm watching a Star trek film.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:39,
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You started watching that hours ago.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:42,
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No I didn't.
It only started at 7.45.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:44,
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It's still Star Trek.
And you know my views on it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:48,
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I shan't stop loving it Jeff.
No matter how much you browbeat me.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:50,
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I'm not going to beat you Blousie.
Promise.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:54,
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Hey you
I posted your CD this morning. You might well get it tomorrow, but certainly within a couple of days.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:00,
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Thank you so much.
I'll let you know how I get on.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:01,
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I'm still at bloody work
Woo, yay etc
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:00,
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but berk
you are doing SCIENCE! This is worthwhile.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:01,
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It's also hard work and poorly paid
better than being unemployed though I guess.
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:13,
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How is the world of experiments treating you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:02,
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Eugh
I am weary and it's only Monday. I've finished now and am currently trying to summon the energy to cycle home.
How're you?
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:15,
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I'm toying with walking to the offy.
I could quite fancy a bottle of wine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:17,
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Wine on a monday?
*shudders* I enjoy the way you say 'bottle' not 'glass' - like leaving half of it isn't really an option. Mind you, I'm contemplating a cheeky smoke when I get in, which is breaking my 'not during the week' rule. So I can't really judge.
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:21,
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It's an improvement from saying 'box' of wine.
A bottle of wine isn't excessive.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:23,
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Depends on your point of view really
If I drank a whole bottle of wine I would be entering 'falling over and making a tit of myself' territory. I'd most likely feel like crap the following morning, too.
this from someone who was swigging it from the bottle at the weekend...
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:26,
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I did a box of red wine once.
But that took all day, and I only managed that because I'd had a couple of pills as well.
The folly of youth.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:27,
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Eurgh
I would be catatonic if I did that.
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:30,
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My absolute absolute limit is 2 bottles
then I talk to my friend at Durham where for her she'll drink a bottle before starters arrive.
What is this madness?!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:32,
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I've drunk the best part of three and a half before
this was over a period of about 7 hours though.
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:34,
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cheap date?
niiiiiice
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:29,
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Not at all
it was quite an expensive bottle of wine...
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:31,
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I've got three beers waiting for me in the hotel minibar when I get back to my room
That I bought from the Swedish Government offy.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:28,
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I knew there was a reason I didn't want to move to Sweden.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:41,
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I am currently watching University Challenge
and preparing to be jolly clever.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:00,
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I always forget to watch University Challenge.
I wish I would remember.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:02,
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Once in a blue moon I know an answer to a question they don't
and hit vipros levels of smug
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:02,
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I answered a question once and it was a literary one.
I was chuffed to bits.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:05,
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my average is three questions a show but once I got seven. There was a bonus round on Harry Potter.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:11,
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Magic.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:12,
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Evening super
I do enjoy University Challenge. My flatmate finds my shouting at the TV amusing.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:25,
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During this past series mr b3th has consistently got more right than me
especially the science questions.
I am afraid I am losing my intellectual superiority.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:30,
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Losing?
Hahahahahahaha!
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:46,
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Evening Jeff
I am reading things and trying to convince myself to be sensible and go to bed. This is not necessarily working.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:01,
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Evening Bella.
Why not do some boozing?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:05,
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Because I haven't slept in about 40 hours now.
It might be a duff move. I've had a good day though, I'm counting today as a 'win' for insomnia.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:07,
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Have a couple of large glasses of wine
And then go for a nice lie-down.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:09,
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The thing is
There's something I want to wait up to look at. So no sleep.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:13,
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That thing is?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:16,
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How the papers treat the Raab story, and what that odious cunt Littlejohn has to say on today's Mail debacle.
I'm fully aware this is not a good reason to stay up, but I want to see!
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:19,
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I've not seen the news today, what is the Raab story?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:25,
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A Tory MP who apparently knows nothing about feminism at all
Has thrown his toys out of the pram and started calling all feminists "obnoxious bigots".
The belming retard reckons it's harder to be him and the way to stop the gender pay gap would be to have no working mothers. It'll go national around midnight, I just want to see how different papers treat it.
www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23916856-tory-mp-blasts-obnoxious-feminist-bigots-and-says-men-get-a-raw-deal.do
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:31,
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What a spastic.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:39,
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It's like someone once mentioned the word feminism in conversation near him once, and that's been his only exposure to it. That's how little he knows.
I've been a right angry feminist this week.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:42,
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this week?
I'll bet you are like Millie Tant from Viz.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millie_Tant
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:50,
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I know who Millie Tant is Jeff
It's not been a good week in that respect. Today was good for me though, I managed to be the first on the scene to cover the Mail basically making up headlines and opening paragraphs in the story that linked to the Phillips article, I've had 830 page views so far today, which is my second highest ever :)
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:55,
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830 hits?
Is that more or less than Jim Davidson's last wife received?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:01,
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I've changed it.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:03,
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Right on sister!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:08,
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Also, I now have wine.
Today has been a big win for insomnia actually, I spent about 4 hours talking to an Australian with whom I have a mutual website-pimp arrangement. He taught me Oz slang, and I taught him some proper slang.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:12,
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Gimme some slang examples!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:14,
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I can't remember any, they were all far too ridiculous.
Plus, that was at about 7 a.m., I have suffered a comedown since then. Not too bad, but enough for me to forget details.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:17,
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If anyone invents a way to make someone completely invisible, inaudible and intangible but still alive and conscious, it should be tested on Littlejohn.
In the best case he'd still be able to bellow and strop away in limbo, but no-one would ever be able to see, hear or (shudder) feel him again. In the worst case something will go horribly wrong and he'll be electrocuted or poisoned by short-wave radiation.
The latter is the worst case because he'd then be revered as a martyr of science instead of being rightly remembered as an impotent little whingebag.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:26,
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He's fucking hideous
After all the shit they've caused today with that stupid bitch Phillips' frothing excuse for a newspaper column, and just plain fucking lying in their headlines in order to sensationalise a complete non-story just for the fucking sake of homophobia, you just know he's in a villa in Florida, scribbling some "hilarious" sketch about Gay Lessons.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:34,
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I'm nice and relaxed and floppy from doing yoga.
Delightfully little, I think. I need to eat something, though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:03,
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Floppy?
*sniggers*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:05,
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Better than stiff.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:07,
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Stiff?
*Guffaws*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:08,
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Or moist!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:13,
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YOU DISGUST ME.
What would Blousie say, if she could read that? Eh?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:16,
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Why wouldn't Blousie be able to read it?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:17,
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I just want you to think about it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:22,
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She knows I'm a filthy bitch
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:27,
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Well there is no need to flaunt it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:29,
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Yeah there is
'cause it's fun.
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:31,
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Are you joining the Lampo Filthy Bitch Club as well?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:35,
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I don't need no steeeenking club
but yeah, pretty much.
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:38,
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Safety in numbers and all that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:40,
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-fistbumps-
You need to listen to more gansta rap, I'm afraid. It's alarming how much of mine and Charms' conversation consists of it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:45,
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Ooh Lampo that's a new one
Great, thanks, another name.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:50,
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Sorry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:54,
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I forgive you, J-Dog
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:00,
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That's dead 'Street'
If I were 20 years younger, and retarded, I'd be tagging 'J-Dog' all over the place.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:10,
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-wiggles-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:33,
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-waggles-
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:35,
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You shoulda put a ring on it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:47,
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No.
I'm not making
that mistake again.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:50,
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So put yo' hands up!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:52,
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Are we about to having a boxing match?
Or is this more of a Reef indie-tune moment?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:56,
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Beyoncé.
BE FUCKING YONCÉ.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:58,
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It's a shame Roy Castle died when he did.
Because if he married her, she'd be Beyoncé Castle.
10 minutes for a quid, and take your shoes off.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:12,
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: D
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:30,
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How goes it, Blousette?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:31,
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Doing OK hon!
What about you?
Feeling better in yourself? You were so down late last year.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:33,
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Nope, things are still very hard at the moment.
Winter's a bad time, with the weather and certain events and anniversaries. From my experience of the last 2 years February/March are going to suck balls. But I'm keeping going.
Weightloss is going well, though. My friend commented that my face looked thinner. This is excellent news.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:44,
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Chin up hon!
All of them : )
Keep it going. Exercise will make you feel better too.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:47,
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I had a double chin at size 10 :(
-hums "Fat Face" to the tune of Cat Face-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:48,
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If it helps you at all
my nickname at school from the ages of 9 to 15 was jellybelly. Kids are such charming creatures.
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:29,
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That's mean.
Kids. Who'd have 'em?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:33,
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Well, I'm still undecided
but I'd like to think that if I did, I'd raise mine to not be such an awful cunt.
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:36,
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Law of the playground though isn't it?
Kill or be killed.
They need to be slightly ruthless to survive.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:39,
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Then I shall train them to be ninjas
instead of awful little shits.
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:40,
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Are you qualified in 'Ninja Studies'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:43,
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she replied 5 minutes ago
we just can't see it
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:50,
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Certainly not me
Think I should mine done?
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:37,
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Better check with yer missus first...
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:40,
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I meant her womb
so yeah, I suppose I better had. Feeling better now you're home?
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:44,
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Much, thanks
I am currently weighing my options: get out of bed and make dinner, or stay where I am and have a piece of toast. Decisions decisions...
How's Sweden?
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:46,
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It's terribly exciting
I'm watching dubbed US tv shows in my hotel room. Thank fuck it's my last work trip here evah!
Oh and toast, definitely toast.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:49,
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See. You're back tracking now eh?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:34,
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No, I'm just greeting a friend.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:44,
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I know.
I'm teasing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:51,
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You terrible person.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:55,
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I really am
Quite the
dandy cunt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:57,
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But I am a terrible person too.
You're in excellent company.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:59,
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Woo!
Terrible person validation!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:12,
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Getting an unhealthy but delicious donner pizza.
It's been a long day, I can't be arsed to cook, and I've got another fortnight (or more) of creams and lotions to look forward to at work.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:17,
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went for a swim, found out I got a payrise, worked on my Chartership stuff
now waiting for dinner.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:17,
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Tee Hee Eee, trolololololol
www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1349951/Gay-victims-prejudice-risk-new-McCartyites.html
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:21,
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Don't use that link!
Use this one
istyosty.com/tmp/cache/88fc8b4882101bd82a14149dbbe752ac1a96a2cc.html
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:35,
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I don't get it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:42,
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It's a proxy, you don't give them traffic or ad revenues if you use mine.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:44,
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0o0o0oh, the web developer in me hates that, and questions the legality of it. I think the likes of AdBlock is tantimount to theft.
I also don't like how it's made, it could easerly mimic the DM's content and URLs a lot better, something they've ovbously got the skill to do. Also helping to distroy their rankings on search engines.
But the human in me loves the idea of ripping DM's revinue, and would like it even better if they replaced their adverts with their own AdSense and donated 100% of it to charities that are for the people DM are against.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:50,
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Like stealing from the racist and giving to the minority.
It would be a modern day Robbin Hood.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:50,
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It might not be perfect, but it's what we've got for now.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:56,
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0o0o0oh, if you're involved with it, I can lend a hand if you want, just a few pointers here'n'there.
The hard work is done, but rather than using a cached MD5 hash url (the weird lettering).
One thing you'll find quite easy is to convert
www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1349951/Gay-victims-prejudice-risk-new-McCartyites.htmlto
www.istyosty.com/debate/article-1349951/Gay-victims-prejudice-risk-new-McCartyites.htmlto make it easy for people to create the urls.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:02,
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No, I just use it.
If I did some looking around, I could probably find out who it is after a while, but it's done anonymously.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:05,
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I can totally understand that, I wouldn't want anyone knowing I made it, if I did. At least nobody important.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:09,
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Also, shouldn't ever link in a url to /tmp/cache, you don't want people knowing that, that folder shouldn't even be accessable by the public.
And no where explains what istyosty means.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:07,
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In a hotel bar in Stockholm
waiting for medium rare Bambi's mum. Got my smartphone, a pen, a notepad and a compsci research paper with me in lieu of actual friends.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:24,
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Oh man, sweedish hookers are devine, you should totally hook up with one, it'll be totally worth it, even twins or something like that.
in a steam room, yup. I heard that your misses won't give a monkeys if you're in another country, doesn't even count, she won't mind at all, so I hear.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:30,
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this is totally true
like food you eat when no-one's watching has no calories.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:33,
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What's your alteria motive? Don't want a scouser in the family? I can understand that.
Maybe you're right, it _is_ best if they call the whole thing off.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:41,
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sorry dude
I gazzed her my cock first, she's marrying me. And she's perfect, and not fucking this up for a pair of Swedish slags.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:02,
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Well at least sort me out with the sweedish slags then, waste not want not.
I hope you don't take this line of joking seriously, it's all in good humour, mostly.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:03,
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I've met you, I know you're sound
I deserve as much for my cooing over berk
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:12,
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She's got a smile and way-about-her that would tame the most wildest and angriest beast...
... and devower it whole.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:14,
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laundry, cuddling with my pup, reading
I've been looking online for a princess dress for Echo, her birthday is next month and my mom is insisting on having her a party "with a doggie cake and party hat"
so, if we're going through with it, we're going to do it right
however, there seems to be a definite lack of princess dresses for larger dogs, I may have to buy her one from the regular kids section
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:35,
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Do you have any mental health issues?
I'd like to know, before I mock you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:36,
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You'll be asking for pictures in a minute.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:39,
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Sssh.
I was working up to that!
I'm watching Panorama.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:41,
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YES SEE
SEE HERE FOLKS
LOGICS
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:41,
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Ordering food on the Asda website is definitely the highlight of my evening
Because it's either that or Greek translation.
I love it when you get the cheap week-in-the-future delivery and forget what you order. It's like Christmas morning every week.
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Charmander, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:51,
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Greek translation?
I should get the missus in to assist, but she's in the kitchen where she belongs.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:53,
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Call her a massive skuddah face.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:54,
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It's alright, I have a convenient website that tells me what all the words mean
I really shouldn't be allowed to be on this course.
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Charmander, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:55,
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Those M&S yogurts are pretty damn tasty, btw
if very sweet.
I'm running out of food that isn't in a tin.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:54,
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I've got an idea in my head, and I'm going to do it this week.
I'm going to steam ravioli and then shallow fry it in oil that has been enfused with a bit of chili and loads of garlic so it goes crispy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:55,
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That sounds quite alright actually.
The disgusting fatty part of me really misses my deep frier at home-home. Think of the experimental possibilities. I think I remember my brother trying to deep-fry individual pizza slices.
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Charmander, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:58,
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Argh so much want for Pizza GoGo right now.
There's like an inch of cheese.
I'm going to make empandanananas or something, quite possibly tomorrow. All I need to buy is some pizza dough mix and some more cheese, they're like little bean pasties or something. Got the recipe from peta, I feel smug about this.
Hang on, I have ingredients for chilli. THE QUESTION IS CAN I BE BOTHERED?!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:02,
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Ho-Ho's sounds pretty fucking good right now too.
Let's hijack the thread with niche conversation about South London fast food!
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Charmander, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:05,
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South EAST London, please.
Don't want any of those south-of-the-river-but-still-SW pansies.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:07,
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Oh man, N14 doesn't have any of that sort of stuff, what are those two things you two just mentioned?
When it comes to flame grilled meat though, there is no better postcode, and I'm including the Green Lanes devide.
Say what you want about those greeks and turks, but they can burn that meat to perfection.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:13,
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They're in SE1
Opposite side of The Crack That Leads Down To Hell, aka the Walworth road.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:14,
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But what is a 'emPANDAanananannana' thinggy or 'ho ho' ?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:26,
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Empanandas (just looked up the spelling!) are like mexican pasties, they look delicious.
Ho Ho's is a Chinese takeaway.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:31,
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Ahh, cool.
I'm eating the ravioli dumpling thing now, they're fucking amazing, like, seriously, the best experment I've done yet. If I ever hold a dinner party, this would be the perfect canopay.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:50,
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Seriously, this is an amazing dish, if you've got people over, I promise you they won't be a single one left.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:21,
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ooooh those are tasty yesh
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:06,
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Fuck it, I'm going to try that now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:13,
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I've just had rump steak fajitas
And I'm manfully working my way through a rather good bottle of Australian shiraz while re-stringing/cleaning/fret polishing a guitar.
Life is good.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:51,
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You said rump. *giggles*
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:53,
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a guitar my helmet.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:03,
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That may well be a possibility
However, I'm waiting for a date for surgery* and the recovery time is between 4 & 6 weeks during which time I'll not be allowed to drive.
* 4 or 5 level posterior cervical foraminotomy - there's a great youtube video of one that I REEEEEAAAALLLLY wish I hadn't watched.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:11,
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I've just woken up.
Bought a jacket I don't need and cannot afford, phoned round a few people, checked to see how much horse tranquillizer I have (a lot it would seem) and am off out to Newcastle's finest drinking establishments shortly. It's been a good evening so far.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:29,
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Aaaaand I'm finally home
I'm trying desperately to ignore the fact that my flat is a tip - I really cannot be fucked to tidy it up.
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:32,
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It'll keep 'til tomorrow.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:38,
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It had better
I'm not starting it now.
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berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:43,
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Leave it.
It'll still be there in the morning.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:43,
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I've just bought a whole new teacher wardrobe
Cords
Check shirts
Jumpers
Cardigan
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:40,
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Make sure you get a tweed jacket with leather patches on the elbows.
Also, ensure you don't attempt to teach if you've had a shower in the previous 48 hour.
I seem to recall that most teachers had dreadful BO.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:44,
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I shower at least twice a day if not three times. I am a shower addict.
I would quite like a tweed jacket I think.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:49,
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Give us a new thread Bob.
This one is close to death.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:50,
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on it
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:52,
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How have you had time to buy all that when you've been busy uploading videos onto Youtube?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=--CdA8IhE6Q
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:49,
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what a creative fellow! that homemade scarf is brilliantly shit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:51,
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I've watched it about two thousand times this evening.
I like his Puma kit as well. The whole thing had me in tears when I first saw it. Good old Arsenal, good old Arsenal..
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:53,
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I'm in tears laughing at this.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:54,
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hahahahaha
POTD
I love his scarf.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:52,
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