As teenagers in Winchester in the 1980s,
we used to spend all our spare time smoking hashish and drinking in the grounds of the cathedral.

One day we saw a man who was completely naked, who’d painted ‘God is love’ on his chest in red paint – and had also painted his penis the same colour. He ran in the main doors of the cathedral – a couple of minutes later he burst out of one of the side doors and ran around to the front, being hotly pursued by a number of robed clergymen in single file. The whole thing looked pretty much exactly the same as a classic Benny Hill pursuit scene and remains one of the funniest things I have ever seen. There was a car park nearby, OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That sounds magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)

It was fucking superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Please tell me at least one of you did a double take, looked at what you were smoking, then back to the running naked man?
You know, like all those HILARIOUS hollywood films where they take drugs?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Yes, I did that.
I also rubbed my eyes and looked again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)