I did accuse him of wanting to look at me in dubious positions....
...which he denied was the motivation.
He claims it is very useful in relieving tension and clearing the mind - much like marijuana and masturbation.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I favour the three M's of relaxation
marijuana, music and masturbation
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Mmm!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

*snort*
have yourself a click for that.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

it's the core of my nascent life coaching business

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Excellent advice.
I favour the four M's myself - your three, plus the added frisson of enjoying them in my local Morrison's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

See, I favour the 5 M's - your three, plus the addition of a partner, in the form of your Mum.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

zing.
/how's the house stuff going?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Slowly.... Put an offer in yesterday that was turned down flat
so it's now a case of trying to find a suitable price that both sides agree on... Trouble being that there's the small matter of a stamp-duty threshold to consider, which means that the moment we offer over 250K, we have to find an extra 7.5K up front. Which is fucking annoying. Without that, I reckon 265/270 is a suitable price, with that it gets complicated.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You can get away with about 10K for fittings
if there are expensive kitchen bits etc. That can be a separate offer to keep the price under 250. But much more than that and the taxman will come sniffing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

That only makes four, Vorderman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)