Let me explain.
Exercise is bent. Sport is bent. Yoga is, I believe, fucking bent.

And you, sir, are more bent than any of them.


A month-long meth binge costs way less than a year's gym membership and the weight loss will be noticable within a week. As will the teeth loss but hey, fuck it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have private dental insurance through work
so this weight loss method intrigues me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It is the cash loss that you should really fear.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

That's the magic of this diet.
Speed costs fuck all, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Without wanting to sound like Swiss Tony....
Speed is like a fine wine. You can drink a £5 bottle of Pinot Grigio and probably enjoy it, but you do get what you pay for.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

So.
Your advice is get back on the drugs and stop being such a woofter?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You are now my official 'life-coach'.
My family will be so pleased I have made this giant step.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Do a speed diet instead.
Doesn't fuck your teeth up, and you have loads of time to get things done. Sorted.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Two or three speed bombs a day + a bit of food every other day = skinny

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

And the cleanest house on the street.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

See? win-win.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

My 'eh?' was because
a) meth IS speed and
b) speed 200% does fuck your teeth up. And your bones. And your stomach lining.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Not as much as smoking it though
And plus, it was a joke. I do not advocate drug based diets.


I advocate drinking so much you forget to eat based diets.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)