Eating cheese and chutney and meats and hummous and crackers and port.
Or lying in front of the fire with the cat.
Or being drivn around by the bf.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hey, did I tell you?
I spoke to the crazy lady the other day. She was ridiculously touched that you sent them a card. Still, I suppose your miserable cunt of a fiance never bothers, so someone ought to be nice to them...

In other news, super impressive fantastic birthday present has been bought. By which I mean 'God, I hope she'll like it'...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Aw, well I feel bad for them having such an errant son.
I reckons the birthday/anniversary/Christmas duties should rest with me from now on. I still feel bad I didnt get them a chrimbo present, but I thought they were observing Grinch's rules.

Aw, you shouldn'a! Has he given you your birthday present from us yet?
I bet not...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)

don't be silly
of course he hasn't. He has told me what it is, though, so that almost counts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I told him to hand over all the birthday details last week.
He needs a secretary.
A scouse one.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

does he even know all the birthdays?
I wasn't sure if he'd erased all knowledge from his pretty little head.

I can send you a list too, if you like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Well, seeing as you're asking, I'll have Aunty M's and Mr B3th's too!
And I've lost her address.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I'll get right on that
expect to get it at some point between now and xmas.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

That'll do for me ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)