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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm sorry but that last thread is downright offensive.
You are welcome to join me in here if you aren't a 'buff', hockey-playing chutney ferret who's worked their way up to 150 'reps' on the 'abdominizer' and is 'ripped' and 'toned'.

I eat and drink whatever the fuck I like (and I like to eat a drink A LOT) and I'm not a fat cunt so bollocks to the lot of you.

What's your most unhealthy activity and mmmm, isn't it great?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:58, 271 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Cum-guzzling.
It has its disadvantages; my carpet is ruined.
(TheColonel, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)
You appear to be spitting, rather than swallowing then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Drink.
Fuckin' love it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Eating cheese and chutney and meats and hummous and crackers and port.
Or lying in front of the fire with the cat.
Or being drivn around by the bf.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Hey, did I tell you?
I spoke to the crazy lady the other day. She was ridiculously touched that you sent them a card. Still, I suppose your miserable cunt of a fiance never bothers, so someone ought to be nice to them...

In other news, super impressive fantastic birthday present has been bought. By which I mean 'God, I hope she'll like it'...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Aw, well I feel bad for them having such an errant son.
I reckons the birthday/anniversary/Christmas duties should rest with me from now on. I still feel bad I didnt get them a chrimbo present, but I thought they were observing Grinch's rules.

Aw, you shouldn'a! Has he given you your birthday present from us yet?
I bet not...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)
don't be silly
of course he hasn't. He has told me what it is, though, so that almost counts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)
I told him to hand over all the birthday details last week.
He needs a secretary.
A scouse one.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)
does he even know all the birthdays?
I wasn't sure if he'd erased all knowledge from his pretty little head.

I can send you a list too, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Well, seeing as you're asking, I'll have Aunty M's and Mr B3th's too!
And I've lost her address.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)
I'll get right on that
expect to get it at some point between now and xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)
That'll do for me ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)
I like:
1. Fucking loads of booze: beers, wines and spirits. De-licious. I love wine with meals and cognac afterwards, and beers in the place of where some people might drink squash.
2. MEAT AND CHEESE. Nom fucking nom. The more the merrier. Endangered species, force-fed geese...no problem for me. Offal: yum. etc.
3. Massive Drugs. Yes please, pile them up, I'll do the fucking LOT.

You won't catch me mincing about doing fucking star-jumps etc. Fuck off. Really.

I watched the Lemmy film last night and it is INSPIRATIONAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)
You do seem to have a Herculean metabolism
Meat and cheese are definite loves of mine, and it is somewhat painful cutting down on cheese for my 'diet'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)
I am a VIKING.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Err, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Relaxing on the sofa playing games
Exercises the mind, but certainly not the body.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)
drinking, smoking and medium sized drugs.
Yum
(DeeDee, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Lounging about on my recliner chair stuffing my face with noms
and yes, it's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)
I like the Little Sofa best.
I've not sat on the Big Sofa for about six years.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)
is that code?
or some dubious sexual practice I am unaware of? Bearing in mind I am unaware of most of them...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Nope!
I just don't see the Big Sofa as an option. It's an ornament to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)
we used to have a sofa.
We don't any more. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)
On purpose or not got round to it?
I'm not using Big Sofa...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)
I think we're planning on getting a new suite at some point
but we have to be able to see the furniture first, so there will be a long period or me emptying the house first.

I should be working now, in fact, but I just feel majorly depressed every thime i look at the shitheap that is my home. I could just tip everything, but mr b3th hovers behind me going 'that's saleable. Don't throw that out.'

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)
I threw out two cuddly toys and some clothes yesterday.
This is a breakthrough.
There was also a small talking Shrek's Donkey, which, when accidentally knocked in the bin-bag, frightened the life out of me and convinced me I'd trapped someone's sprit in my rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)
have I mentioned before
I fucking love you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)
But it said "Wooooah!" and "Be caaareful!"
I went a bit blue in the lips.

Also, back atcha Sis!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)
My mate had some kind of Star Wars Yoda figure
and when he moved house, one of my mates was helping. He picked up a box and was told "Put me down, you will"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)
We phoned our old boss at 2am and played Wallace & Gromit alarm clock phrases at him
But we didn't know that he had the same alarm clock, so thought burglars were up in his flat playing his alarm clock at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)
hahaha!
what?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)
I know, what a conclusion to reach!
"Those phrases sound like my alarm clock. Burglars have evidently called me to play my alarm clock at me and taunt me."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Where was he?
At home or away?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Sitting in a comfy chair
Eating a huge pizza and drinking my way through a bottle of JD.

Next Monday, me and my friends at the uni poker society are going to have a poker tournament with mandatory drinking. That's going to be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)
When you say mandatory drinking, do you mean
a) you have to have at least one drink throughout the tourney; or
b) you have to drink when certain things happen?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)
The £5 box.
Beef/Cheese/Chicken burger, chips, doner meat, 4 onion rings, 4 chicken nuggets, all served in a pizza box. Fucking magnificent.

Either that, or the Meat Feast Special from the same place. Salami, Pastrami, Spicy Beef, Peppers, Onions and Chicken Tikka.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)
That's basically a Munchy Box, right?
Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Munchy Box is the Glasgow thing, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Thass reet, paaal.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)
That looks evil.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)
You lie
That looks fucking excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)
As pathetic as this will sound, my only complaint is that the doner looks a little dry
Aside from that, WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)
That looks like death in a box.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)
YOU look like death in a box

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)
YOUR box causes death.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)
So, her box causes death, and Lab's fist causes cancer.
This board is getting dangerous...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)
I can immediately see an important experiment
It's for SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Buy gloves, have Lab fist her, sell gloves as biological weapons?
I'm mildly uncomfortable with how quickly I just thought of this
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Do I get a vote in this?
If not, then to quote my mother 'pull my nightie back down when you've finished'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)
How about 10% of all profits?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)
But it would be a good death.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Oh, oh my goodness, oh my ! I didn't realise, I never knew god existed, I would never have imagined him to be so disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)
Fuck, now I want some chicken pakora.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Needs more pizza

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Exactly.
I couldn't eat a doner either.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)
I mean in addition to the rest of it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)
yes, but without the doner.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Nah, its Tuesday - go daft!
Chilli sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I've never eaten one
Even my cat ran away from doner meat when my mate offered him some.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)
My local pizza place does one which has a tiny bit of doner meat on it
with chilli, pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, chicken and something else. It is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)
What is that left of the onion rings?
Lettuce?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)
I think it might either be onions, or cheese...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)
They disguised it very well.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Everything
I refuse to exercise, probably only eat once a day on average and it's usually crisps, something microwaveable or a takeaway, drink stupid amounts all the time, don't sleep, smoke about 20-a-day, and take whatever drugs I can get my mitts on.

And yes, it is great.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)
*shakes hands*
Welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Pleasure to be here.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Smoking but I'm giving up.
I've had 1 silk cut since 4pm yesterday.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)
If you're going to smoke Silk Cut, you might as well not have bothered.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)
I know, it still gave me a head rush.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)
That's because you're being silly and giving up.
Getting a headrush from a Silk Cut is nature's way of telling you to MTFU and get back on the fags.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Nah they're to expensive basically.
I could be spending that money on better stuff like booze.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Get on the rollies
I spend about £6.50 on 50g of baccy, lasts me about a week. Sorted.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)
I was on the rollies,
and why are you so desperate for me to smoke?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)
so it's not so embarrasing to talk to you
because it was the only cool thing about you
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I'm sorry beard spouting surfer stoner in a band cliché

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)
you do realise that I choose to do each of those things
and that I continue to do them because I enjoy them?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Fine, enjoy them
But don't fuck with my chevron!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)
sorry dude
chompy is upset because I'm cooler than him so I felt I had to respond
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Oh man, I really wish I was you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)
it's ok
not only do most people wish they were me, but most people wish you weren't you too
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Because it will make you look big and clever?
I'm not sure.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Smoking will kill you

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)
So will pretty much everything else I do.
Plus, if I didn't smoke, I'm pretty sure I'd have killed someone by now. Surely that's worse?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)
What's worse is you just totally ruined my chevron

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)
*ruins chevron*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)
I could have fixed Vipros' damage
But Bella just ruined it.
But yeah, smoking stinks to high heaven and will kill you.
It does look cool though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Another thing which may have got me killed
See, I'm just a risk taker.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Nah, he won't give you cancer!
He doesn't hit girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)
This is true
But 'cancerfist' can be a verb.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I'm genuinely scared now.
Sorry Labs, I'll never ruin a chevron again.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Good girl

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)
I didn't even realise what you were doing, because I didn't scroll down
HOWEVER, I would have deleted my post if you'd asked. I'm nice like that. And also a bit scared of you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Lab is a cracking lad, you don't need to be afraid of him.
Monty is the only one you need to be really afraid of.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Monty's never threatened to give me cunt cancer.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)
He never threatens anyone, he just does it!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)
I imagine he's trying to scowl me to death over the internet at the moment.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)
smoke rollies like a man
you fucking pansy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)
One more

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Don't do what my grandfather did
which is switch to a pipe, but smoke it like a fucking bong - he was dead within ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Chevron

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Cheevvvvrroooon

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Your gran's pulled-appart toasted cheese sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)
You rotter.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Did you see my invention last night? It seriously didn't get enough attention for the awesomeness that it is.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Nah mate, too busy watching 'Lemmy': link?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)
I steamed some ravioli....
Then I fired some garlic and chilli in some oil, and fried the ravioli (only enough oil to stop it sticking, the less the more crispy the better).


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)
That sounds & looks pretty fucking good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)
If I ordered these in a bar as a snack, I would order two portions, no matter what the size of them.
I used about 1/3 of a packet on the basis that if I don't like it, I can still have a meal with the rest.

Tonight I'll be having a whole packet.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)
You get an internet thumbs up for this idea!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)
=D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)
ooo that looks yum
what kind of ravioli was it? I hope it was the meaty kind.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I used 'Beef and Gorgonzola', but I think Butternut Squash will be best.
I'm getting a pasta machine this weekend =D
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)
How very middle class
You've changed, Gonz. You've changed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Totally having sushi from a small independant japanese resturant for lunch too, and said 'dommo' (thank you).
I'm so middle class it hurts. Don't get me wrong, I could rough it up with the lowerclass, get a marks'n'sparks sandwich instead of waitrose, if I really had too.... in the same way Graham from Jermy Kyle slept rough that night with the camera crew.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:06, Reply)
That is vile
And makes me think of this SFW
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Hahaha!
Ewww!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)
good food
and mary jane

my swiss mate collected the appropriate cheeses while he was back in switzerland and we have a fondue night indelibly inked in the calender. Can't fucking wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)
You can get those appropriate cheeses from Waitrose.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)
What about draughts? Or 'snakes and ladders'?

Or NINJAS?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)
he doesn't shop there
because he's not a wanker.

also, he was in switzerland anyway, and it would've been an hour or so round trip to the nearest waitrose.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)
You can get microwave fondue pots in Switzerland.
My friend there sends them over to me sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)
my mate has his generations old family recipe
it's fucking lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)
generations old family recipe?
Is it "melt cheese with wine"?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)
do you enjoy being a spastic?
there are more ingredients in it than you would expect. Also, the proportions of things and the method.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)
My Dad has several recipes for it
Different cheeses, spices, wines, oils etc. All fucking tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)
my mate's one has kirsch in it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)
You've just reminded me that I've got an OK Camembert in the fridge.
So, tonight (or maybe tomorrow) I shall pop it out of the box, unwrap it, rewrap in some oiled greaseproof, punch holes 3/4 of the way through with the blunt end of a bamboo skewer, liberally splash it with white wine and then poke some garlic matchsticks in there. Rewrap, rebox and leave to sit while I go for a pint or something, then bake for a while until nicely melted. Consume with some ciabatta and a glass or two of white.

Then remember not to exhale in the direction of too many folks tomorrow. I like garlic, me.

edit: Also, no washing up. Bonus.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

pop it out of the box, unwrap it, rewrap in some oiled greaseproof, punch holes 3/4 of the way through with the blunt end of a bamboo skewer, liberally splash it with white wine and then poke some garlic matchsticks in there. Rewrap, rebox and leave to sit while I go for a pint or something, then bake for a while until nicely melted. Consume with some ciabatta and a glass or two of white.
cook it
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Cooking with P. J. Gumby
TAKE SOME FOOD, AND THEN ... PUT IT IN A HOT PLACE *crash* *bang* MY BRAIN HURTS
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Crap sweets
such as Haribo, Maoams, etc. I fucking love them!!

Bread - any nice bread, I just cannot stop eating it. Same for cheese

Gin, beer, the list goes on......
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)
At the moment I have no unhealthy activities.
If I could find one that didn't put fucking weight on then I'd oblige.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)


(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)
I seriously thing i would absolutely love smack, which is why I'd never try it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Don't do it Gonz.
It always ends up with supermodel grilfriends, recording contracts and adverts for The Gap.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I've not been able to fit into Gap clothing since I was 6.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Well....
As you older you also get bigger and grow up, and your little boy clothes will be too small for you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Crack?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Even when I was a speed freak, I was overweight.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)
I can only conclude from that that you weren't taking enough drugs.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Oh I was taking enough alright.
It was giving me such bad palpitations that I rarely moved.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Well. You are very sensible then.
Palpitations are not good.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Was a long time ago.
I'm as fit as a fiddle now : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I feel more at home here than on my own exercise thread.
*cries*
*skins up*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Have a pie
That will make you feel better
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Puddings are better than pies.
EDIT: Sorry, fuck. I missed out the disclaimer again. I mean pies are better than puddings when there's a choice between them.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)
You prefer spotted dick to cherry pie?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Yep, I don't like cherries.
Spotted dick and custard is quite tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I can't believe this hasn't been done already
spotted and custard
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)
*slow clap*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)
*sluggish syphilis*

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)
*delayed AIDS*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:51, Reply)
*Torpid thrush*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Comatose chough

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:05, Reply)
*gradual gonorrhea*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:13, Reply)
*creeping chlamydia*

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)
*ponderous pubic lice*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)
*horrific herpes*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)
*indolent interstitial keratitis*

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:29, Reply)
*scummy scabies*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)
*apathetic anterior uveitis*

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)
*loathsome lymphogranuloma venereum"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)
*dilatory Dhobi's itch*

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)
*creeping crabs*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)
^crawling cockrot^

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)
*Yellow Yeast Infection*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)
SUBTHREAD OF THE DAY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I disagree
Pie FTW
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Steak and kidney belongs in a pudding.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

a pudding my stomach
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Well, that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Drinking too much coffee and not getting enough sleep
I live a very quiet life. All my excitement is vicarious - I live through my internet chums.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Christ on a bike
I can' decide if that's just creepy or plain sad.

*MTFUs*
*eats pies*
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Alright darlin'
I'll be seeing you soon *knowing nod and wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)
*fans*
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:04, Reply)
diet coke
monty-esque stuff that would get me fired if i admitted it on here

white chocolate toblerone

cheese (anything except brie)

lovely lovely frozen cold vodka

sex
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)
'monty-esque stuff that would get me fired if i admitted it on here'
Hippy music?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)
erm...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Neo-nazi self-help meetings?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:11, Reply)
BNP membership?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:15, Reply)
City lawyer admission of cocaine use shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:11, Reply)
The word 'cocaine' was neither rmentioned nor implied.
I suggest you tread very carefully.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)
It's fairly common amongst that set, I don't know any solicitor or barrister who doesn't take cocaine
I'm sure a swab test of the bogs at work would confirm this.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)
It may be common but it isn't bandied about on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Sure it is, there's always some partner of a city firm losing his mind in a hotel room as a result of cocaine induced psychosis
That's always spread over the papers
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)
...or indeed shooting at the police from his Chelsea home.

These City types are just fucking lightweights. They simply can't hack it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I can safely say that during my dad's stint as a solicitor in London
he did not take any cocaine
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Different times
It's an inevitable part of the scene for the play hard work hard types in their 20's 30's and 40's.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)
He was too busy taking
IT UP THE FUCKING ARSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I know a barrister who would not dream of it.
He manages a pint of Marston's Pedigree at most.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)
What a bender.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)
He sounds like a right cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Aw d'you know what, he's fucking boss.
I want him stuffed when he dies so I can have him on my fireplace.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Reads:
Bloke who works in a coffee shop drinks shit beer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Oh youwwww

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Ye feckin CONT, ye.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Téigh trasna ort féin

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Monty is always listing debateable-work-relate stuff, such as La Senzas, under the company finances.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I can't help myself. I'm sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Was the white chocolate toblerone kept safe?
You seemed nervous about it on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Thinking about it.
What is so unhealthy about sex? Or are you going on the pull at your local STD clinic?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:15, Reply)
It's unhealthy when you keep ending up with plonkers who fuck you over.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)
+ a 3 bar electric heater when you're wearing a cheap polyester nightie

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Cheap polyester!
Do you think so little of me?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I just pictured you when you're old
You've got a quilted bed-coat on as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Nah! I'd be wearing men's jammies and a very old sweatshirt with fraying cuffs and food stains all down the front.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Is that like a modern day Miss Havisham?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I will never be dumped at the alter.
Of this I am certain.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I just meant the slobbing round.
I've never read more than about 1/3 of Great Expectations, and remember practically none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:37, Reply)
It's fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I found it to be thoroughly fucking dull.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I was speaking in general terms
That that scenario would make sex unhealthy. I imagine you'd be furnished in the finest Chinese silks.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Damn right.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Quite right Blousie.
You'd have 4 bars on your fire wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Only the best for me love.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)
*High 5s*
4-bar-Blousie!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Is that for when she goes Trampolining?
Oh, Bar? Oops, my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Sex is not an unhealthy activity.
Not even when it leaves bruises.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)
true
i got carried away with things i really really like, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)
You flaming well did.
Not all pleasure is a sin.
Unless you're a foot-washin' Baptist.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Nah, Baptists aren't too bad.
Catholics are the boring ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Catholics are absolute slags!!
I dunno where you grew up but round here Catholics are having all of the sex.
You don't even have to get married if you get up the duff any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Raised baptist, met several mates through it, any youth group 'parties' would mean most of us would end up getting legless.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I just wanted to say "foot washin' Baptist." to mean 'religious type'.
But seriously, Catholics. Filthy.
EDIT: not necessarily filthy actually. They might be rubbish at being filthy, but they're definitely all at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough.
I do know one Catholic who is an utter slut. She's entertaining, if nothing else. I've texted her more than once when she's at mass telling her she's going to burn in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Catholics know how to party
Speaking as someone who comes from a massive Catholic family and went to Catholic school, I know. All my hardest-drinking friends were raised Catholic. It's the only reason I'm looking forward to my Godson's christening. It's going to be epic.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Sounds good
Must admit, I got pretty trollied at my Nephew's christening.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Woh', I didn't realise someone could backpeddle so fast.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I'm not backpedalling at all, the only Catholics at that christening didn't drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Beep.......beep.......beep......beep.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)
last Christening I went to I decided that if someone asked me to be a god parent I'd have to decline
couldn't stand up in front of a load of people and lie my arse off about believing in God.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I get to do it in a few months time, should be fun!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I'm only doing it because my cousin (the dad) is one of my best friends ever
He's not religious, he's christening the kid because the family would never shut up about it otherwise (also, for the party).
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I'm excited about that part
I have to miss my sister's birthday do the night before though, which has really pissed me off.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)
It does my brain in.
My family should not drink. They're weird and annoying enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Nah, St Patrick's day out with my family is one of the best days of the year
We start when Mass finishes at 11 and do a pub crawl through all the Irish pubs in town. It's the only time I will go to church for a normal Mass.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I hate not being able to get to the bar.
I leave it to my family now.
I'm done with shenanigans.
it was alright when I used to get as drunk as them, because I could tolerate it. Now they all look like mongs. And novelty Guinness hats can fuck off and all.
I did make a cracking St Patrick t-shirt once though...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I'm totally getting me one of these:
www.tshirtoftheday.co.uk/funny-t-shirts/drink-up-bitches-saint-patricks-day-girls-tshirt/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Catholics are the worst of the lot AA.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)
If you see DJTP walking around with two black eyes, smashed in nose and an arm in a cast.... you know he's been cheating, best leave him.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)
D'you think, yeah?
Ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)
OH MAN ! Wow, awesome, how should we break the news to him? I'm thinking we could get Pat Sharp to do a shout-out on his radio show.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Yes, he is a close friend of Pat's.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Fuck it.
I have to go to work.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I'm in work and it's cold.
Unless I burn my limbs in turn with this shit heater.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I'm in work and I'm thirsty.
Need to get some of the filtered water from next door...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I just got some water-cooler water
It's boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Better than mingin tap water.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I don't notice the difference.
Although apparently our tapwater's quite nice. It's from Wales.
All tastes of boredom to me.

EDIT, I've never been to a bore dome
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:40, Reply)
That's Wales for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)
I don't mind anywhere else
But this stuff is actually disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I smoke, I guess.
I also beat myself up about shit and don't have a healthy mindset.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Well the adoption papers have come through now.
They'll be signed and back in the post within 24hrs and then it'll be only a couple of weeks until your new life begins in earnest.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Have fun with your newly-teenaged daughter.
I have a dilemma. I booked my doctor's appointment in the middle of a lecture. Do I go to the doctor's, get a prescription I won't use; or go to the lecture, which I like but I can't muster the enthusiasm; or just stay in bed and ignore the world and eat a decent meal before I torture myself at the gym?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)
you could trying manning the fuck up.
a positive mental attitude works wonders you realise
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)
seriously
if you treat the gym as torture then you will never stick to it. If it leaves you incapacitated then you are doing too much. Start more gradually and work your way up.
On top of all that, staying in bed all day doesn't do you any favours. At the very least get out and go for a walk or something.

edit: sorry if I seemed a bit harsh here. I would heartily recommend the last bit though. Enjoying a walk will serve you much better than bedrest. Ask Noel.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Definitely eat before the gym.
Aside from that, do as you wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Yeah thanks Aleister Crowley.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Do you want to know what went down in my head?
Did you know that I can talk to the dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Hahaha!
You great beast.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Go to the lecture.
It's the one thing you cannot easily reschedule.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)
^^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)
laying about
it's so unhealthy but you can't run and read, now can you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I wish you could

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Try audiobooks.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)
have done
not quite the same, mainly beacuse I read really fast I think.

I could try speeding them up I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)
"This is Ulysses read to you by Alvin and the Chipmunks...."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I read your post in the manner of 'Making Your Mind Up' by Buck's Fizz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

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