I just want to touch his hair is all

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My hair is at your disposal
+pubic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I doubt it's as pretty.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:13, Reply)

My tattoo is the prettiest part of me
And it's actually right near my pubes. Genuinely. I'll prove it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I think there's absolutely no way for you to prove it unless you're standing in front of me.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I could send you a picture

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)

that's not proof!
I could send you a picture of my beautiful, lithe body...doesn't mean it's the one that's typing this post
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Ah, but
A picture of my tattoo and other similar-proximity features are surely preferable to any photo involving my face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)

ARE YOU GOING TO SEND ME A COCK GAZ?
I must say, a man with a tattoo near his junk is so so gay
even though I like your face and hair, I think it's just gay
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Whilst I love my tattoo to death, I'm tempted to agree
Wouldn't change anything about it though. Also; PROBABLY NOT, UNLESS YOU ASK ME NICELY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)

That's good.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Hahaha
Well played, madam
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

0-0 Darth.
At the moment...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I thought you meant between me and Kristine

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Still 0-0 Darth.
Blackpool are 2-0 up though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Against United?
Fuck off are they
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Half time at Bloomfield.
2-0 Blackpool, they could have had more.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Oh dear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)

2-2 now
Oh Blackpool, you have to play for more than 70 minutes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:07, Reply)

WHAT?
Gawd. I'm saying it's good that you wouldn't change anything about it.
I wouldn't want you to say "yeah, I fucking hate it and regularly scrub it with a brillo pad"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Oh
I thought you meant "That's good" in response to my comment about the cock-gaz. I believed that you were implying that no "ask me nicely" request would be forthcoming from your good self
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)

well
don't hold your breath or anything
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:16, Reply)

*exhales, relieved*
Thanks, it was getting a bit hairy there.

*puts camera away, reluctantly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I hope it's not
too hairy
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Played
Again

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:42, Reply)