until you said something so colourful
I didn't realise it was you. OMG I'm going to be eating with you this weekend - I'm really excited! You're not getting any of my chocolate tarte though.
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You're bringing your black girlfriend instead of Roota then?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Now Roota's on a diet
how else am I going to get my booty centric thrills
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Man, you need to be putting some junk in dat trunk
Bitches be listenin' to yo man, you need to be tellin' her to get them pasties down her throat bro' or there ain't gonna be no wedding.

You don't want to be waitin' for no skinny bit to totter down the aisle, you want some hustle in the bustle, something to wiggle along behind her.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Such oratory
Will you be my best man?
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Only if i'm allowed some naked pictures of your fiancee
and first dibs on the bridesmaids.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I think you should ask the source for the first bit
She's most obliging usually. The bridemaids will likely be rough scallies in puffy tracksuits, what with them being from Liverpool.
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I hadn't thought of that
I probably don't want a go then, they'll only nick my wallet and hubcaps.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Then force you to marry them
*sobs*
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)