Or "Schteve" for short.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Although "short" isn't a word that can be used to describe Dutch Steve
at least, not in the downstairs department.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Yesh.
For some reason whenever I try to do a Dutch accent it turns into Sean Connery, and vice versa.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

that's a common problem
though working as I do with quite a lot of dutch people, it is not actually far from the truth.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Right I have loads of work to do.
Kindly forget all about this by the time I get back.

Thanks awfully.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

For once, I'm not 100% sure
whether you're so much of an attention whore that you desperately want Dutch Steve to continue and are trying primary school level reverse psychology to encourage this, or whether you would genuinely prefer us to leave it alone and are stupid enough to think that asking nicely will work. Please clarify.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)