Not my fault he misheard me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Have you written down the story somewhere?
.. I'd love to read it :D
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)

No way of saying this without it sounding odd/someone saying he isn't funny
He was on stage, talking about having sex with ghosts, but how you'd require Derek Acorah to hear what they were saying. Then, 'Derek' stopped halfway through and said 'I've got a message from your Nan'. Ross 'asked' what the message was, I shouted 'Get off me!'. (For those who are a little slow, I'm indicating he was humping ghost Nan)

He misheard me shouting 'get on with it', and took the piss for a few minutes about being impatient. Then, at the end, he dedicated rounds of applause to those who had been involved in the show, and for me said "And give a clap, singular, to the impatient dickhead up there!"

Was initially going to correct him, but found it too funny to have him take the piss.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

:)
Brilliant!

Saw him love once, and then bought the DVD filmed the next day. Two shows, same title, only 10% in common. Outstanding.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

You saw him love?
Peering through his bedroom window were you, you voyeuristic pervert?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)