OH MOI POUR BAYBI !
Was someone mean about you on the internet? Tell me their names, I'll have their guts for garters. Oh babes, are you OK? Remember we love you very very much and that they are only saying nasty things because they are nasty people, and nasty people attract nasty people.

I'll put some egg'n'chips on for dinner, that'll cheer you up ! Chin up big fella, remember mama loves you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I do fear that you've missed the point.
But jolly good show on the attempt at a put-down.

I'll give you an A+ for effort.


"was someone mean to me"? No. You'd get better grades if you read the question. ;)








... well, you have to encourage the Tards don't you :D
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I have no time for empathy, my time is taken up to much by putting strangers down for no good reason on the internet and hoping that they aren't sitting two cubicals down from me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I wish you'd stop posting from the bogs, Gonz.
It's making the internet smell of poo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Smell-o-net, I can't wait for it to be introduced to the next HTML spec.....
... cupchicks would be AWESOME.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

*invests heavily*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

vests hales
(TheColonel, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Easy now
Turning on Gonz is liable to get OT united against you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Oh fuck. Really?
"the whole of OT"

How does someone get such a following with teenage put-downs such as "don't cry" and "your mummy still loves you"... is that the level of complexity here?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

|----------- 8.9" ---------------|
*whistles*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

^^
LMAO :D

But you're trumped... Mine's on Wikipedia ;)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

As long as it's not on wikileaks, although the creams are really good these days.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Because Gonz is lovely
He's also charming and witty, and has soft downy fur and makes these cute gurgly-purring noises when you stroke him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

because he's very obviously taking the piss.
And you've not spotted it.

Plus, he's Gonz ... y'know?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

you're compleeeebly right.
I didn't spot it... but then again, I've not met Gonz Before....

It may be very obvious you you lot who know Gonz very well... But I've never met the lad... As mentioned in the OP, I've not been around for a bit.

So.. Gonz... Obviously I took your post at face value - Mimicking the very thing I was onnabout about in the OP was bound to have that effect.... You sly git you.

Clearly I need more coffee and another wank.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

He's completely harmless

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Chill out lad.
You'll blow a gasket.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Just read the Gonz Profile...
..I'm starting to understand :D
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:43, Reply)

If it helps, they cured my autism.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Was it reiki?
I think reiki might help here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

They used the Kumon system.
Actually, that's true, the kumon system is ace, all the ma's of what used to be called "The thick kids" should get up in that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

It's alright
He's going to have coffee and a wank now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Aye.
That programming M'larky's way over my head.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Whenever I hear/read about reiki
I always think of hardcore/jungle DJ Ray Keith.

As you were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Only by infecting you with MASSIVE ASPERGERS.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Also, it's basically like kicking a puppy in the face.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)