hello
I'm sleepy after loading on carbs at lunch and loads of shovelling
I fucking hate snow
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are not Monty
And you owe me nothing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)

OOO-eer
Nothing...nothing at all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Bros will be on my internal jukebox now.
Why did you do this TD? WHY?

(Actually, I'll bet K isn't familiar with Bros and she'll probably love them)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Can't beat a bit of Craig, Luke and that other guy
Don't know if Bros made it to the US.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)

They were probably on the same flight as
Curiosity Killed The Cat or the Fine Young Cannibals

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5tpuCcPfGk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)

And Kajagoogoo
Don't forget them.

I bet you had forgotten them and now you're really pissed off because you'll have "Too Shy" stuck in your bonce.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Hush Hush.
Eye to Eye.

You cunt.

Your ultimate sexual fantasy is to 'Come on Eileen'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)

With my Love Missile F1 - 11

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Listen and WEEP. WEEP I TELLS YA!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCH1IlOfDTM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)

No I won't listen
Actually I can't listen because my soundcard is fucked. It went up with a Sonic Boom, Boy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:52, Reply)

To fix your sound-card have you tried.
Holding a chicken in the air,
Sticking a deckchair up you nose,
Bying a jumbo-jet
Or, indeed burying your clothes?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Done all that
It's a small soundcard and I had a look at a company in Tokyo who supply them.

No luck - they're big in Japan.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)

It is
In a big country.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Barrel scraping time
Jimmy The Hoover.

Stow THAT in your head.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)

You've lost me there completely.
I don't know if that means you win or not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Can't find it on Youtube
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_The_Hoover

Is the best I can do.

It really was a fucking annoying song that springs into my head when I have to change a tyre, unblock a sink, clean the bog or do anything else objectionable.

I'm claiming a victory because I'm a fat bully.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Oddly.
If you go to YouTube and then type in 'Jimmy The Hoover' the song is there.

I don't know the song. So you win.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I always win
Accept it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)

confusing response is confusing

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)

What MDs might also be called 'snow'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)

heh
heh
oh
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I fucking hate snow too
Luckily we don't have any at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)

apparently we're supposed to get more tomorrow
after about a foot last night
ugh
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)

It started lightly snowing where I was this afternoon. Thank fuck it didn't settle.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)