I'm a developer
I view everything in terms of applications I could develop to improve it.

This is why, to this day, my first girlfriend is still suspended in a harness that feeds her chocolate while fucking her senseless.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've seen your live webfeed
She's kept remarkably fit over the last 20 years.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I've been tweaking the chocolate algorithm
which is my new favourite euphemism.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

You probably have
You shocking degraded man.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I'm not the degraded one here
degradING if you please.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Carry on Degrading
Starring Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Barbara Windsor and TLIC.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)