Do you also play the 'guess the final total' game when you're going though the checkout?
When I used to shopping with the ex, we used to play the 'nearest the total price' game, with the winner getting a Flake.

It's a mystery hhow the marriage failed when you consider the non-stop fun we had...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm freakishly good at adding stuff up on the conveyor, I think as I make a note of each item when I buy it but refuse to keep a running tally
But I knew that Maths A-Level would come in use sometime...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Next time you're at the supermarket and you hear the 'beep'
Think of the fun you could be having on Supermarket Sweep.

*Weighs the pick n mix*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I always wanted to be on Supermarked Sweep
God knows I can spend enough when I go shopping for stuff I need, if I was let loose who knows how much I'd have ranked up!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

It'd be ace to do that in a massive Tesco
Just grab shit loads of TVs and electronics.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)

This always struck me as the obvious

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I think I'd stay in the baked goods aisle.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

GINNNNNNNN!!!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Oh actually you're right, this.
And Goldschager and Chambord and Jager.

AND GINGER ALE ALL OF THE GINGER ALE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Slimline tonic for me
*sighs*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

now there are lots of people on here on diets
all we talk about is food :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Welcome to the internet.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)

hmm
will orange hot chocolate make me feel less ill?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)

If it's comforting, yes.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Yes, my diet is mostly cutting out booze
but it'll all keep.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Same here
Booze only at weekends, and in moderation.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I don't really like it, anyway.
Unless I'm in a certain mood/company/place.

Sitting in a nice pub with good friends- yes. Friend's flat, relaxing and gossiping and rock-banding- yes. My living room at 8pm on a weeknight- no.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Surely gin has more calories than the tonic does...

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)

slimline tonic is 1 calorie
Rounding up. So yes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Gin's around 50 cals a shot.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

really?!
Oh gosh that weekend was even worse than I thought
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Don't think about it.
IT's such a shame you can't drink gin straight, like you can good vodka.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)

I didn't put the calories n my app
Therefore they don't count.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I wrote down "3000 but it was worth it" in my book.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)

It really really was!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Indeed it was
I'm trying not to drink wine and stick to spirits instead.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Definitely
besides, we did loads of walking over the weekend, that must have burnt off a good portion of it.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

We could have made up a team TGB.
I could have weighed out the pick n mix and grabbed the inflatable and got Dale's special shopping list, and you could have gone wild-in-the-aisle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

We need to get that show back on the air Jeff
I've devised a plan using mainly spoons...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Will I get a day-glo sweater if you're successful?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Excellent film reference right there.

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)

I do indeed
and I'm generally pretty good at it. That said, I've nobody to compete against and I'd just eat the flake anyway...
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I also play 'guess the attendance' at football.
With the loser having to buy the half-time coffee/bovril at the following home game.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I don't go to football
because it's a silly game.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I enjoy football.
I'm sad that you can't be happy for me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)