Evening berk.
Fancy seeing you here!

How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm alright
planning my holiday. Well...planning a holiday I'd like to take but probably won't.

How're you?
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Link me to your chosen route!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:27, Reply)

There is no link
The plan is to fly in to Dubrovnik and out of Split, seeing a bunch of stuff on the way.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Go careful in Croatia.
All the male tennis players there are witches.

For example. Goran. Even-he's-a-witch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:32, Reply)

I do not watch tennis
I will however assume that this is some awful pun.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Shame.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goran_Ivani%C5%A1evi%C4%87
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Punnage
what a surprise.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)

It was a good one though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

Clever-ish
but rather too obscure. Rugby is more or less the only sport I watch because it's violent. And I like cricket because it's so old fashioned. Tennis, football etc I don't really watch at all.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)

What other sports do you like?
Even if you don't watch them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:49, Reply)

To play or watch?
To play I only really like tennis and rugby. And maybe cricket. To watch, I'll generally watch England/UK if people drag me down the pub or whatever, and I quite like both the summer and winter olympics when they're on, but I don't really care for televised sport unless it's rugby.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Did you play league or union?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:56, Reply)

?!
union, of course. League is a silly game.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:57, Reply)

Correct answer.
What position did you play?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:07, Reply)

Front row
hooker for preference. I'm too small to play there now and not fast enough to be a winger.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:08, Reply)

I always played on the wing (back in my youth)
I don't miss playing oddly enough, certainly when I got ill, any chance of playing sport went out of the window.

Would you play again?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:14, Reply)

I wouldn't rule it out
I loved playing but it's hard to drag yourself out to train several times a week in cold/shit weather. Plus I'm not sure contact sports, piercings and gastric bands necessarily mix that well.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:17, Reply)

That doesn't sound like a great condition to be playing in.
But is there any coaching you can do? There must be teams who are crying out for front row coaching?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:20, Reply)

I'd be no good at coaching
I was never good enough to fully understand all the technique and rules and stuff, I just enjoyed the game and the camaraderie.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:22, Reply)