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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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'Make me a coffee'.That annoys me and the other one is, 'what, another holiday'.
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girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:44,
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I think it should be allowed to slap people in the officeif when asked if it's Monday today they respond; "yes all day"
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see also:when asked if they take sugar, "I'm sweet enough"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:09,
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I think it was Monty who mentioned his distaste for this joke a while ago. I proposed, and still propose, the following response:Look wistfully into the middle distance and say,
"The anniversary of my sister's death, then..."
And walk away with a resigned sigh.
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You wouldn't want to work for me, that's how I start almost every conversation.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:53,
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