You must be entertained by their current situation though
No striker, £35 million unspent (which you know Ashley is putting aside to offset the cost of relegation) and Alan Pardew in charge. Going down like Divine Brown
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

35mil will last Ashley
about 37 days, going by his £970,000 night in Aspers casino a few weeks back
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I honestly think he's looking for new and exciting ways to alienate the fans

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Judging by responses in here
it seems you may be right

EDIT:
He MUST be a Sunderland fan. Its the only possible explanation
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

That makes him ONE OF YOURS
Apologise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

But look at the good work he is doing!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Good point
By the same criteria we have to assume that Flavio Briatore has only recently been advised that he's supposed to support QPR, as opposed to whoever it is their rivals are. Or maybe he just doesn't know anything about football.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

topical simile there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

IT RHYMES

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

so does your face

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

MC Darth in the area

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)