Glee was better last night, thank fuck
Although I still think I should be on the song selection committee.

Anyway. This morning we're talking about idiosyncracies *relaxes on sofa next to Christine Bleakley* yesterday I was happy to wear my work security pass on a tag at my belt. Today it's in my pocket, even though this makes going through doors a more time-consuming task. Why? Because yesterday I was wearing a shirt that matched the colour of my pass... and today I'm not.

What frankly ludicrous things do you do on a daily basis, and not even consider that odd until someone points it out to you?

Alt Q - what's the most insanely optimistic use of £35 million you can recall?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 8:52, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm very excited about tomorrow.
I may even get some popcorn.

Oh and to answer your question. My house is always clean and tidy but my car looks like a tramp uses it for a home. I clean it about twice a year, inside and out.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Aren't you lovely :-)
I've never cleaned the inside of a car in my life. Don't see the point.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Ever tried getting jiggy surrounded by McDonalds bags, and bottles of Diet Coke?
It's somewhat offputting.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

The two child seats in the back of mine also slightly ruin the mood
and your spine
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

It's one thing to like an audience
but that's just sick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I know
Their crying puts me right off my stroke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Hahaha
Also; eeewwwww
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

That is exactly what they say too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I didn't know they did pink work security passes
Sorry. I'm in a poor mood. My answer to your question is I read a book while drying my hair. This could account for the way my hair looks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 8:55, Reply)

They made it SPECIALLY
It's actually purple. Very on-trend.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:02, Reply)

And how are you?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Very well thank you honey
And your fine self?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)

poor mood today
no sleep at all, and I'm currently remembering why I don't eat breakfast
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Oh rubbish
I take it that's due to insomnia rather than an all-night rave
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Yeah
and now I have indigestion I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Your body hates you
I assume this is the payoff for your colossal brain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I hear they covered Jason Mraz. Dear oh dear.
I don't really do anything like that, as far as I'm aware...

Alt Q: It's ridiculous money, and I'm unsure about it. However, I just have to hope Kenny knows what he's doing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I figure that if Kenny Dalglish values a player that highly and wants to build a team around him then no-one is sufficiently qualified to argue with him
It's either that or he knows that if he didn't spend it yesterday the cost of missing out on European football next year would mean he wouldn't get to spend it at all.

Or he's gone mad.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Well, Carroll is going to be out for the next month or so
But that gives time for Suarez to find his feet, then we can bring in a player who has shown he can score in the Premier League. Could be very very good. Or more likely, thoroughly shit
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:13, Reply)

This does mean that Liverpool will be starting with Lou and Andy up front.
*Yeah, I know.*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Leave The Internet.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

This is genius!
Thank you Jeff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I don't get it :(
Edit: Never mind, a couple of neurons just fired. In my defence Little Britain is pants.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Between the two of them they're sure to score more goals than Torres has so far this season
The real question is: how gutted must Carragher be that he's injured and will miss the chance to break Torres' legs on Sunday?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I think Kelly or Skrtel will happily do it for him.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Carragher's better at it
being a footballer who's made a career out of kicking people and getting away with it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Cracking defender though.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Only because kicking someone is the most effective way of stopping them
and getting away with it means the striker will be afraid to come near him again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Carroll is out
as he fell off a stool in Aspers casino and fucked his leg in. £35mil well spent there. When is he next up in court for twatting someone?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

He had to live with Kevin Nolan as part of his sentence, I believe
Does that mean Nolan comes as part of the deal? Or will he be taken under the protective wing of Steven Gerrard?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

That was a temporary thing whilst his house purchase went through as he was living in a hotel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Shame
I quite like the idea of Gerrard having to teach a younger player to be responsible, especially in the field of not punching people in nightclubs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Maybe he has to live with Kelly Dalglish, so she can keep an eye on him for Kenny?
Lucky bastard
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

35 million for a football player?
FFS!
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Or to put it another way....
50 mil in for an often knackered one, replaced with 24 and 35 mil for two not as knackered ones = result 9mil spend and two strikers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:10, Reply)

The world has gone mad.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Good point
£50 million is a lot of money for a life-sized glass ornament
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Hahaha!
Good point, well put

I have your appearance marked to record in Sky Plus
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Good man
Thank you very much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

You better win!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Don't want to give away the ending

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

people like you winning money is why I hate the world

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

harsh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Have you not met TGB?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Nope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Me either
Thank fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

it's not as bad as you'd imagine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

As long as you keep an eye on her
when her cheeks bulge it means her venom sacs are full. Get ready to duck.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

You don't help yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:15, Reply)

by which you mean
"what a colossal bender"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I think you might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)

are you suggesting that he shags men and young boys?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I think she means you lot are going to call me a bender whether I talk about Glee or not
so I might as well be honest with my posts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:24, Reply)

you are probably right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

No.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but your opinion will never matter to me in the slightest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Your tear stained pillow says otherwise

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:20, Reply)

+tooth-marked

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I'm superstitious about solitary magpies
so if I see one I quite often have to stop and look around until I find another. I know this is ludicrous, it doesn't have to be pointed out to me.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I have a similar thing with crows
If I see a lone one then I have to throw stones at it until he runs away. Flies away! Obviously I mean flies.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I'm not superstitious about it
but I do salute solitary magpies.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

As a Sunderland fan
I dont generally like Magpies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You must be entertained by their current situation though
No striker, £35 million unspent (which you know Ashley is putting aside to offset the cost of relegation) and Alan Pardew in charge. Going down like Divine Brown
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

35mil will last Ashley
about 37 days, going by his £970,000 night in Aspers casino a few weeks back
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I honestly think he's looking for new and exciting ways to alienate the fans

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Judging by responses in here
it seems you may be right

EDIT:
He MUST be a Sunderland fan. Its the only possible explanation
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

That makes him ONE OF YOURS
Apologise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

But look at the good work he is doing!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Good point
By the same criteria we have to assume that Flavio Briatore has only recently been advised that he's supposed to support QPR, as opposed to whoever it is their rivals are. Or maybe he just doesn't know anything about football.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

topical simile there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

IT RHYMES

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

so does your face

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

MC Darth in the area

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Glee. HaHaHa!
Not at the series but at the hissy fit taken with Kings of Leon for having the temerity to say no to being involved.
Summed up by KoL admitting to being totally bemused by the whole thing. They've never seen the series, they just couldn't be arsed.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I didn't know that
Frankly if it involves me having to listen to another version of Sex on fucking Fire I'm very thankful to the Kings of Leon
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Kings of Leon hate that song more than you
I can't believe Glee kicked up such a fucking fuss about the whole thing. Just shows that they are wankers who have far too high an opinion of their crappy show.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

It was going to be A WHOLE SHOW.
Like the Britney one. *Shudders*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

A lot of people think my diet and the hours I keep are ludicrous
Also, my obsessions with politics, the media and the internet. Fuck 'em.

Darth, Glee is properly awful and it makes me sad that you like it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)