you're very funny
but naturally i meant you would have to pay me. we're talking essentials like a permanent supply of diet coke and grey goose (separately), bi-annual trips to the caribbean, chanels for the birthday and louboutins for christmas, that kind of thing. i'm a cheap date.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I had to look louboutin up, that should tell you all that you need to know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

oh
oh rory
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

He's not really the suave man about town that he pretends to be.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I'm a few things but dashing lothario and cutting edge raconteur are sadly not amongst them

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

You surprise me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

*sigh* I know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

hang on, i'm just doing up my buttons again

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

mmmm greasy chicken goodness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

i'm vegetarian!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Just imagine all that lovely lovely grease

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

They're the really expensive shoes with the red soles, yes?
My ex made damn sure I knew what they were and that she did not yet have a pair.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

A brief glance tells me it's £600 shoe territory, seems somewhat pricey

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

about £400-£1200
depending on the pair.

however, if i want them, i'll work hard enough to get a bonus and buy my own, not get some guy to get them for me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Bonus? What's one of those?
I suppose we do have one that's awarded each month to the employee(s) who go "above and beyond the call of duty". Sadly, completing Call of Duty is about as close as I'm likely to get.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Beyonce/

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Fair do's
Women's shoes will always remain a mystery to me.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

don't pretend you don't like to wear mine on a fri night

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I think I'm pushing the boat out if I'm spending £50 on shoes.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Maybe knickers, god I hope I'm never run over and taken to hospital, I'm not sure I could look them in the eye

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)