I had a few occasions like that with an ex of mine
But having to call the police soon reminded me that I was right to end contact.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Woooaaahhhh
Thankfully that's not happened to me, just a few guilt trips.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

WARNING: No matter how bad the guilt trip is, do NOT sleep with them again.
It will cause more shit that it's worth.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Do I look like a teenager?
I am very good at recognising when a wank would be a lot less hassle in the long run.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

And if you've had a drink or 5?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

not everyone loses all common sense when pissed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Thank you
I was about to write exactly that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

So you're telling me, that if you were single, and a girl you still found attractive was rubbing your crotch, you'd be able to retain composure?
I knew I was making a mistake, but I figured it could be a fun mistake. It was, I didn't suffer any of the backlash!

Although now I think about it, I've slept with all 3 of my serious exes after we've split, hmm...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

alright in those circumstances my resolve might falter somewhat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Welcome to the world of adulthood.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

The police were no match for my parents
who jumped out of the car like Bodie and Doyle (or Cagney and Lacey). My dad even did a bonnet slide. This is funnier when you realise my mum was in her pyjamas with a macintosh and both of my parents are tiny.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Haha brilliant!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

like "you made me sad and the only way I can ever love again is if you buy me shoes"
See that's why I'm awesome, I only ever demand food. Or hugz. I can haz hugz in oxfordz?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

You can haz hugz in oxfordz

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)