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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Best newspaper headline I have ever heard of is from The Sheffield Star:'Worksop Man Dies of Natural Causes', although this may be a 'chinner' as I heard it second hand.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:55,
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latest was 15 years ago)
www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/7448327/Twitter-campaign-highlights-best-local-newspaper-headlines.html
The winner being "man stole tortoise to pay for booze"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:57,
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Sorry I stopped reading that at 'Twitter'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 16:58,
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I did just send that link to my father.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:01,
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Why, has he been rumbled by quality local investigative journalism?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:02,
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No, despite being a Professor, he thinks 'poo' is the funniest thing ever.Apart from dysentery.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:06,
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By my reasoning you should feed him some fetid water so that he catches dysentryand gets stuck in the bath in a sort of self perpetuating hilarious fecal whirlpool.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:09,
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I'll just post him a 'bot dog'.This is my own concept. Basically you post someone a shit in a baguette with ketchup and onions, like a kind of Mafia warning.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:12,
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Must have been an internet fatty sitting down to quickly after a box of Krispy Kreme(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:05,
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I'm not surprised - why would you get the Sheffield Star in Milton Keynes?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 17:01,
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