I think I'd go for knocking you out
then you'd wake up in a plastic bath, why what's this? You're lying in a layer of set cement and you can't move? OW! What is that? Oh dear it looks like someone carelessly left a massive vat of sulphuric acid suspended above you and there's a hole in the bottom and it's drip, drip dripping on you.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nice
You're a woman after my own heart.

But you'll have to go through two layers of kevlar and a ribcage like everyone else.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)

I'm a very patient woman
Little Light in chains will never bore no more
As Badger didn't use H₂0 but H₂SO₄
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:19, Reply)