Apparently he's completely incapable of it.
He was talking to Piers Morgan though, so at least we know he wasn't the most evil man in the room at the time.

So, are you properly excited about seeing your mug on the telly then?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah I really, really am
Trying so hard not to just keep talking about it. This time tomorrow I should be substantially less annoying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Are you going to kill yourself during the credits?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Nah mate
I'm going to soak up the adulation for 24 hours, once the queue of autograph hunters dies down I'll reach for the noose though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Oh wow.
That's a hell of a promise to make, are you sure you can follow up on it?

By the way, I notice more people like my comment on your status than your actual status. Ha.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I am friends with many pedants
I will be less annoying according to my own definition of the term. Not yours. Sorry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)