Well I'm very excited today
The good news for all of you is that this time tomorrow I'll (probably) have finished banging on about the bloody thing.

How much money would you require to have sex with each of the following;

John Major
A former member of Atomic Kitten (you don't get to pick which one)
A tramp
A goat

Alt Q - given the mounting unrest in Egypt and Jordan, and the potential worldwide political and religious ramifications of governments being unseated by civil unrest, how long do you give it before Bono "and friends" use it as a pretext to record a godawful cover version to raise awareness money?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:34, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A) 1 Million
B) 5 Thousand
C) 5 Hundred
D) I'd do the goat for free
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Hahahahhahahahah
Miss! Miss! BGB's copying me, miss!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Two great minds think alike.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Last night was great.
When I arrived to look after my daughter she cried 'daddyyy!!!!' and ran and jumped into my arms. This has never happened before and is a major milestone. Three times last night I woke up and found that she'd sneaked into my bed and I had to carry her back through to her own. This is big stuff for me, when you consider that a year ago I am certain my daughter thought I was just one of her mother's friends.

I'm feeling quite emotional about this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Mate *claps hand on shoulder, looks misty-eyed*
It just felt like a "mate" moment.

In all seriousness, I'm very, very pleased for you. The other night Ms Foxtrot's 2-year-old nephew took my hand and said "come on let's go dancing" as he arrived at the Baby Ballroom class she was teaching and I promptly went a big rubbery one. So I can't imagine how fulfilling and rewarding this must be for you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:52, Reply)

It's major.
And, thankfully, not 'Major' as per your original post.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I'm chuffed to bits for you : )))))))
At the same age my nephew used to think I was a man. I did have very short hair though. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:01, Reply)

All the sex with girls probably confused him too

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I wasn't with girls then.
He used to see me naked so I think he was very confused.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:07, Reply)

You bloody well were
as far as my version of events is concerned anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:09, Reply)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)

That is fantastic mate.
Delighted for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Interesting, Stockholm Syndrome occurs even in the under 10s
That's lovely dude, I'm happy for you!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Hahaha!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Its stuff like this
that makes it all worthwhile! I get a kid stampede when I get in from work and end up with both of them clinging to me as I struggle into the kitchen
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

1. £500,000
2. £100,000
3. £1.79
4. I've only got a tenner - can I owe you the rest?

Alt: I doubt this will happen, you silly boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:37, Reply)

This is a brilliant response, as is BGB's above, but she's got replies already and I didn't want you to feel left out
Alt - let's fucking hope not, eh. I hope Haiti still feels bad about our having to endure another version of Everybody fucking Hurts, as if one wasn't bad enough.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:41, Reply)

a lot of money, for all of them.
I give it another couple of months, tops.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:47, Reply)

What, before you crack and do the goat?
You rural types, I don't know. You just can't help yourselves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:50, Reply)

You got me..

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:54, Reply)

How's life back in Walla-walla Creek (or whatever it's called)?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Summer Bay?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Wet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Yabbie Creek

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

it's too hot.. and I miss England a lot more then I thought I would.
but I'll soon be busy with study so hopefully it won't be so bad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:27, Reply)

A million for each
I doubt that Bono et al will bother with the Middle East, it's not as 'big money' as Africa. Have you heard what Blair's been saying though?

I'm not watching you tonight because I'm at work. I'm undecided as to whether I'll watch when I get home.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Oh god
What's Tony said now?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Apparently he's decided to take up trolling.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Makes a change from banshee-ing
I mean FFS, you've seen his wife!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Very good.
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/feb/02/tony-blair-mubarak-courageous-force-for-good-egypt
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Christ
Can't he just keep his nose out?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

That's not something he is famous for.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Apparently he's completely incapable of it.
He was talking to Piers Morgan though, so at least we know he wasn't the most evil man in the room at the time.

So, are you properly excited about seeing your mug on the telly then?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Yeah I really, really am
Trying so hard not to just keep talking about it. This time tomorrow I should be substantially less annoying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Are you going to kill yourself during the credits?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Nah mate
I'm going to soak up the adulation for 24 hours, once the queue of autograph hunters dies down I'll reach for the noose though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Oh wow.
That's a hell of a promise to make, are you sure you can follow up on it?

By the way, I notice more people like my comment on your status than your actual status. Ha.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I am friends with many pedants
I will be less annoying according to my own definition of the term. Not yours. Sorry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Well he's a middle east envoy...
it actually falls within his remit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

This is a very good point

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I know that
However, Blair sticking his nose into current events in Egypt trying to opine on democracy does just smack of trolling.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Chompy was always likely to stick up for a troll though
They can smell their own
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Details please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I say bring back Tutankhamun ina coalition government with Kerry Katona

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I vote for this
Whats the worst that could happen?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Kerry might eat Tut thinking he was some beef jerky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I must confess
I hadn't thought of that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:10, Reply)

And that's why you'll never be king of Egypt
amognst other reasons...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Fuck
I like the hats
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I wouldn't sleep with a tramp because Kaol has already ruined them all

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FUCKING SHIT SUPERNATURAL IS!!!11!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Wow Monty in not liking something shocker
I listened to The Zombies on my way to work so I don't care what you think as I'm in a super super good mood *skips around*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Would you go and see them?
They reformed a year or so back to perform Odessey and Oracle in its entirety and kept at it because the response was so good.

If you are up for it I'll look into it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)

That sounds cool

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I'd do it for free.
But I don't like talking about my charity work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:13, Reply)

you are Smashy/Nicey AICMFP

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

GET IN!!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

People talk about vast sums of money
like a million quid

but I reckon if they had 100 grand placed in front of them they would change their mind pretty sharpish.

Alt. I have no idea, but if you go to a U2 concert be sure not to stand to close to The Edge.
( Peej, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Is he a bit rapey?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:23, Reply)

He's got Chompy's eyes.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

In a display case

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Argh then puns!
I shall call you PhillieJeff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

too many variables
John Major... giving or recieving
Atomic Kitten... would they be washed
Tramp... Male or Female.
Goat... yeah baby
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Well asked
Major - depends who you voted for
AK - how much difference does that make, really?
Tramp - that's the lottery
Goat - you seem to be in good company
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)