Be sure not to accidentally put your blackberry in your crumble
etc etc
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh YOU cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

oh hello you cunt!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Greetings, greetings, greetings.
I am in a superb mood today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

^ It won't last.
That's my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Not now you're here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

glad to hear it! any special reason?
i'm in a dreadful mood, got an assessment later on this afternoon where i have to give a presentation and i am so nervous that the usual butterflies are more like giant flapping golden eagles. flapping.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Yes, see DF's thread for explanation.
GOOD LUCK by the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

awwww
that's lovely. you're almost enough to make me reconsider my stance on crotchfruit. almost!

thanks, it is awful being this nervous, i haven't been this stressy about something since....... prob my oxford interview.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I'm two minutes funnier than you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

That's not a compliment by the way.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

nothing that only lasts two minutes
is a compliment
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Standing ovation?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

thanks
but my joke wasn't that good, there's no need.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

It wasn't really a joke,
just smutty tabloid innuendo.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

oh wait you meant my comment
if you chose to take it that way, it says more about you than me. that is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)