That doesn't sound like petty crime...
My Dad (allegedly) once blew up an old water tower outside Winchester, died his school swimming pool purple, and toured random parts of Russia in a blues band.
My Mum doesn't talk much about her past, which means she was boring or she's killed people.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd assume the most interesting one.
I should say it wasn't Father Charmander who was the wannabe arsonist. Don't want to get my family in trouble on the internet.
(Charmander, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Good plan
How are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Drowning in work, not happy.
And you sir?
(Charmander, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Not drowning in work, hence I'm here
Other than that I'm grand thanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

The amount of work I have to do bears no correlation to whether I'll be on here on not.
At this point I'm too lazy to feel guilty.
(Charmander, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I know full well how that feels
I have to be extremely busy at work to not be on here :/
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Alright?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I've only just realised who Charmander is.
People on the internet should wear name tags.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'm very well. Yourself?
I was in your area of London last night, pretending a cage with a light bulb in it was art.
(Charmander, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Maybe she killed boring people?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)