I need to rustle up about 5 grand sharpish.
I have no more loan/overdraft/credit card money available to me.

How do I do this without returning to my old grand-an-hour-for-having-sex-with-rich-and-attractive-widows business?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wanted to go "can I have 5k?"
then I could say "no"

But what's it for when do you need it etc.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I need it to live on.
I am (as per fucking usual) sailing waaay too close to my limits. I need to clear my overdraft or (most of it) or lose a c/c so that I can live within (or near as dammit) my paltry income.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)

What'll it matter, you'll be dead soon

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

This is the only comfort I can cling to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)

the rest of us are also clinging to that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Oh thank fuck for that, that's a lot better than I thought it would be.
Drop me an email with all your debts on which cards they are how much you owe how much you pay every month. I'll have a look.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Also need how much you earn after tax and mortgage payments etc.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I will compile my list of shame. Thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

No problem
it's not rocket science, it's just leg work.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)