I don't : (

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You'd better had now that tiddler's mobile in your flat.
Aunt Roota is watching.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

She's almost never in my flat.
When she is due I make sure the hatches are fully battened-down.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I always enjoy your bizarre battles
Drugs Vs Daughter!
Search for the SMACKdown
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I have not the faintest idea what you are on about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Because you're on massive drugs
Did you see my reply way back when that I'd be up for going to see The Zombies?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I did - I am looking into it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

The tickets are £5,025.00
Right Monty?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Yup - and rapidly going up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

He only finds it by accident when he's doing the annual dusting.
Not smack. he's not on smack. It was bizarre hallucinogens or something. I bet it was Junior Disprol.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Check behind all of the chests of drawers again
In fact, doing that might bring up money as well as drugs.
I once found £40 down my sofa. And a sock. I was mortified about the sock because my ex's mother was there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)

There's a wrap of DMT behind my records

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Is that a boast or a hint for when I burgle?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Just a fact. No strings attached.
If you do burgle me I recommend you smoke it though. You won't believe it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Go tell the marines

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)