I actually completely believe you
and you're almost literally the last person I expected this reaction from - and I did expect some abuse, for some bizarre reason - so thank you for granting my day the gift of surprise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can think of a surprise I'd like to gift you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Please elaborate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

some things you just don't share

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I've just had a thought - are you on FB?
Just wondering, I'm not going to cyber-sex you or anything
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

likely story
but yes, yes I am
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I couldn't see it
otherwise you would have been getting both barrels. You got off lightly sunshine.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)