'fraid so.

(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Thanks for that berk
Makes notes to be MEAN to berk in the future.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I have told you on many occasions
that you are excessively touchy about your age. You're younger than Monty and barely older than Noel. You're not old.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Hang on.
The collection of perfectly healthy looking women are here are allowed to moan and complain about diets, exercise and food, but when I say 'I'm getting old' I get pulled up on it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)

yes Jeff
because that's how women work.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Women are weird.
ALL OF THEM.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)

There's not a lot you can do about getting old
being fat or lazy, you can. Not that anyone on here IS fat or lazy, of course. And I moan at them for it just as much.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)

I could lie about my age.
I've read that some women do that. I could say 'I'm 25'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)

That might be pushing it a touch
if you'd said you were 31 or 32 I would have believed it without question.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Hey berk.
I'm JeffTheDogFucker.

I'm 31 or 32. How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Credulous :P
and tired. How're you?
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)

How am I?
I'm 31 or 32.

:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55, Reply)

Brightened your evening a touch, that?

(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:56, Reply)

I feel 5 years younger!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:59, Reply)

25 and 120 months more like

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Add another 18 to that if you like.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)

nah I'm good :)

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)

You aren't Carol Vorderman
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55, Reply)

Silly Jeff
Logic is for blokes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)