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Sometimes I get the impression qotw is descending into self parody.
Meta of the week, if you will.

What are OT's thoughts on conception and the posthuman in the work of William Gibson? Failing that, what are OT's views on Houellebecq's anti society and development of the post-post colonialist, with reference to the work of NWA?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:41, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
i like cake
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)
I was gonna say thaaaat...

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)
I'm far too stoned to google any of that shit.
I'm going to watch some lolwaki comedy and smoke myself mental.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)
you tit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Why do you do it Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I believe it's because he's a twat, Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
I'm sure you're alright in person but my god you're a cunt online.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Less of that, now.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
well she is.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)
haha you are so crossing your arms and pouting right now

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)
actually I'm typing so there.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
At least she's funny

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)
ooooo burn.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
ta lampers
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)
don't get me wrong TGB I don't care that you're a cunt
I just feel the need to let you know every now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
whatevs bobby
If you want to try and seek validation online knock yourself out, but sadly I think most of the TGB haters have now met me and realised I am totally awesomez
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Are on glue tonight?
I'm hoping someone's hacked your account.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Why?
And are you defending bobby?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I'm not defending anyone.
'Your' behaviour is just odd tonight.
I'm convinced it's not you.
You generally have more wit than to call someone a cunt and then high five about it. I think someone's hacked TGB and wants to cause a scrap. A girly shitty scrap.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)
I didn't call anyone a cunt
Bobby called me a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Oh twat, cunt, they're all faaaanneeees

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Well I don't think you're really Roota
as you haven't mentioned the fact you're engaged once tonight
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)
I did mention my fiancé earlier, which implies an engagement
so rest assured it's me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:14, Reply)
If I say I approve of the fact you
used an acute accent will you believe it's me?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Wikipedia.
Could be a double bluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:19, Reply)
ok to prove it is me
When DJTP got back from Sweeden he came to the pub on the night Edmund was there and he gave me a random Krona.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Right
Ok
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Edmund was surprisingly normal
Maybe I'm really him. *leers*

*sees Amberl*
COR *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Have you met Edmund?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Yeah he came to a bash
I think it was Dok's birthday
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Was he a grade A mental or not?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Surprisingly normal
Although very touchy about the subject of him being an accountant
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:36, Reply)
He spoke of his dog
thus ingratiating himself with most there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)
Sounds like I'd have got on well with him.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:42, Reply)
haha
sorry Jeff you haven't been married enough to get on with him
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)
I managed to rinse him on that when he came back on Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Read what you like into my intentions I hope it amuses you .
I would rather spend an afternoon with Bert I think.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)
No problem.
How are you doing bbz?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
not too shabby like
Gleeing about Oxford now :D
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Ooh I am rather excited. How are you getting there?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Train
£10.50 return!! Cheaper than the coach and takes half as long. EPIC WIN
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)
6£ for me yesssssss
From Paddington?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Maybe? I forget
I know I have to get specific trains though.

And wooks will probably be late *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Ditto. I think my one there is at like half 10.
I really can't wait. I'm going to get drunk this time I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Please don't punch wooks
I'm willing to sacrifice Lab to the punching gods though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:14, Reply)
I wouldn't dream of it.
I really like Wooks. He's been punched enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:16, Reply)
will LAAK be at full strength?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:17, Reply)
I'm not sure AK are there.
LA will be though. I'll be all over that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Well that's my favourite half so I can live with that

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Oh you
-flops wrists-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Oh no you're really crow!
Is no one who they claim to be tonight!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)
Nah, I'm not Crow
I have more hair lololololol
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Is crow balding??

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)
No, he had all his hair cut off.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)
I can't even picture that

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)
It was about a month ago. It's growing back
but when I saw it for the first time I pissed myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:31, Reply)
And you didn't take pictures for me to laugh at?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Why do you want pictures of Lampito pissing herself?
Are you Japanese?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Kitty is definitely coming
because she's bedding down at my place :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:20, Reply)
OH YES

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)
It's you and berk
in the bedroom, and Kitty and Labs in the sitting room. And me drunkenly surfing the internet in the computer room
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:31, Reply)
But he was doing really well with cutting down on the weed.
*Shrugs*

Never mind.

Have you settled into London Life now TGB?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Yes thanks. Working this weekend though SAD TIMES
Although I'm still a cunt, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
From what i've read on here
a MASSIVE one! :-)

Is working going well? Bar having to work weekends now and again?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Yeah it's good
Although sometimes I wish I worked in a bigger office, get to meet some more people
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
I have had this quarter since last monday so I'm doing fine.
Nice of you to keep track though, made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Just trying to encourage your recovery Bob.
That's all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Recovery? I'm not anywhere near Priory level yet
but again cheers, it is genuinely nice of you and I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I have had this eighth
since last bloody June. THAT is cutting down on your intake, none of this 'quarter since last week' nonsense.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)
that is Ghandi style rationing.
Kudos my friend. It's been surprisingly easy to cut down and have had loads more time to do stuff and it's amazing how productive my evenings are now.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:02, Reply)
It is a touch ridiculous tbh
it's getting a bit manky now. I think 4-6 months is a reasonable time for an eighth. For me, at least.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
man I used to smoke an eighth a day easy, that was bad times!
now it's about a half a month which is still bad but better.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:08, Reply)
That is fucking mental frankly
I'd white my little tits off about 6 joints in and not touch the stuff for months after.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)
I seem to have a high tolerance and don't get any of the weird
effects the next day. I am trying to stop totally but have failed to do that so cutting down.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)
I've never had any effects the following day
apart from dry eyes and throat. And generally I can sober up from being stoned at will, more or less, which I can't from being drunk.
I just don't have your capacity!
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)
I am a behemoth!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Robot Wars was GAY!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Ere, narky arse!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)
oh darling, that isn't even me attempting to be narky

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Why are you talking like a drag queen now?
What's the matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I think I've been listening to too much Lynyrd Skynryd
and gone all southern
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
Southern?
What? Who is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Define: Southern
in or characteristic of a region of the United States south of (approximately) the Mason-Dixon line; "southern hospitality"; "southern cooking"; "southern plantations"
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
What's that got to do with drag queens?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Southern people
tend to be a bit 'darling' as well. Only 'darlin' I guess is closer
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Yeah
I pictured an English bloke in drag doing that 80s 'daaarling' thing
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Don't defend it Amberl
I am actually called Dave and I live in Brighton. Your boobs look FAB-U-LOOOOOSE tonight
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)
I am also Dave
I'm a trucker. All people on the internet are Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)
A trucker?
We should totally go on a roadtrip somewhere flamboyant!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)
we could have a theme tune and EVERYTHING
I'm glad you enjoyed the Supernatural finale. It was so sad though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Well I didn't because I'm not me
If I was me though, I'd say it was awesome but sad, but dean still managed to look hot all beaten up, how does he do that?!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)
I have no clue how he does it.
The bit with the toy soldiers and the car made me tear up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)
flashback sads
the prophet disappeared though, was he really something else?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)
It would appear so
I thought he might've been God but seems unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)
I thought he was another angel
But maybe prophets just have super powers
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
looking forward to season 6?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Yeah I dunno if I can wait until mummybadger is here
I may watch it all on Sunday then act surprised
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)
It's worth watching twice
I believe an episode will show on the Friday before the bash on the Saturday. I may drunkenly watch it at the end of the evening
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Can I sit on your lap and watch too :p

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Haha of course
Dean-goodness for all!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)
mmmm dean goodness

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)
Why can't I have him :( ?
Apart from that fact I'd ruin him obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55, Reply)
You can have him
ROAD TRIP TO AMERICA YEEEEEE-HAAAAAW
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:57, Reply)
Carry on my wayward son

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:00, Reply)
HELL YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:02, Reply)
When does the story kick off in supernatural, btw?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Which series you on?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:01, Reply)
First.
Home, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:01, Reply)
First series is them searching for their dad
the overall continuous story arc kicks off in second series
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)
They're not really searching at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)

*Imagines Long Distance Clara from Pigeon Street*

(It'll mean nothing to you kids)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Cause I fancy a doob before bed.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)
If you don't have one though.
You'll be able to claim a small victory in your cutting-down battle.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I've already had one a while ago and just fancy another before bed.
I'm staying in Wales tomorrow night so won't be smoking then.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Ere Bob, what's that comedy videos website that's black and yellow?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:51, Reply)

www.the-minstrel-show-racism-lols.com?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Stop it you!
Remember that clip where a bloke rings babestation and he's asking them their favourite biscuit and he's just had a curry etc.
Where is it???
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I don't know this clip.
I need more info!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
He's called Joe.
He keeps ringing babestation and filming it.
They're trying to be all sexy and he's talking about Bourbons and tikka massala.
It was on a video clips site.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Work some Google magic and find it if you can?
It sounds like the sort of thing that'll make me laugh.

I'll find you a retro clip now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I've tried.
There's a comedy clips site, British I think, the colours are black and yellow...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
There is NO WAY they'd either make or show this these days.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q&playnext=1&list=PLFF680822FC2B1A4E

And to think that people consider him a 'genius' of his generation.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Ah, casual racism
to be fair though, I used to listen to the Goon Show when I was a teenager, and that used to make me laugh so hard it hurt. Some of his poems are good, too.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
It was rife when I was a lad.
Seriously. Even on the early series of Grange Hill, which was a kids show. Watch this clip.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9YLRaeF5hI
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)
I never watched Grange Hill
although bizarrely I remember the opening credit cartoon and theme.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:14, Reply)
is it
You've BEEn framed?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
*sniggers*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)
It's Channel Bee. Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Is this it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3790xkyDpZY

Sheephead used to do the topless weather on Soccer AM
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)
You're very brilliant.
I love seeing them try to be 'sexy' while he's on about curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Do you remember that Grange Hill clip from way up ^ there?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Only from when theey showed repeats on BBC2 in the 90s.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:17, Reply)
I'm just showing my age (again) then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)
'fraid so.

(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Thanks for that berk
Makes notes to be MEAN to berk in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:31, Reply)
I have told you on many occasions
that you are excessively touchy about your age. You're younger than Monty and barely older than Noel. You're not old.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Hang on.
The collection of perfectly healthy looking women are here are allowed to moan and complain about diets, exercise and food, but when I say 'I'm getting old' I get pulled up on it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
yes Jeff
because that's how women work.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Women are weird.
ALL OF THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)
There's not a lot you can do about getting old
being fat or lazy, you can. Not that anyone on here IS fat or lazy, of course. And I moan at them for it just as much.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
I could lie about my age.
I've read that some women do that. I could say 'I'm 25'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)
That might be pushing it a touch
if you'd said you were 31 or 32 I would have believed it without question.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Hey berk.
I'm JeffTheDogFucker.

I'm 31 or 32. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)
Credulous :P
and tired. How're you?
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)
How am I?
I'm 31 or 32.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55, Reply)
Brightened your evening a touch, that?

(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:56, Reply)
I feel 5 years younger!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:59, Reply)
25 and 120 months more like

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:46, Reply)
Add another 18 to that if you like.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)
nah I'm good :)

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)
You aren't Carol Vorderman
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55, Reply)
Silly Jeff
Logic is for blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Huh? Should I know this?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I love weed.
But due to my age and my voracious appetite for class As, I can no longer smoke it when not off my tits on ecstasy without getting TEH FEAR.

Sad but true.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)
You are Monty
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Monty loves ching and rock n' roll.
I love bumbles and raving.

I am also more handsome than Monty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)
I doubt this

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Monty is a hot piece of ass, don't get me wrong.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)
He is a rather toothsome charming cunt
and since dozer won't prove it one way or the other I'm afraid the evidence is very much in Monty's favour.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)
I have impeccable bone structure.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)
fnar

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)
but no proof of this
ergo Monty wins
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Doesn't everyone?
calcium phosphate is marvellous stuff.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Apart from folk with rickets.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Or fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva

(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
ooh we saw a skelton of that!
Well not me, because I'm not TGB. But the real TGB saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Google is your friend
a particularly nasty disorder where bone tissue grows in your other tissues, and you sort of...solidify.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Bet their boners are a thing of wonder.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Thiiiiiiiiiis

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)
I dunno, but Skins is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
I second the cake noms

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)
damnit this is an interesting thing I would discuss
but it's bedtime. Ask it another time when I'm awake
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Where have you been all night Crunchy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:45, Reply)
In my basement
HOW DID YOU GET OUT
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)
You left the door unlocked Dave

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)
At least the real TGB is still chained up

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)
pfft yeah what a cunt
she watches Supernatural and is all nice and stuff. Who wants that on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)
she totally is
and she doesn't do any massive drugs, or minor drugs. I hear she's going to Oxford though so bad luck you'll have to see her and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:59, Reply)
Bugger
I'll have to buy extra nice gin and all
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)
And she knows oxford so will be hard to lose
Maybe you should move it to the next weekend and not tell her
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
Terrible news :(
I'm trying to think what pubs would be best. Any left of field suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)
what time are we starting?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
Well there is a vintage fair at 12
maybe a bit of looking round, then cocktails, then food then pubs. Whatever time you want to join us :) about six or seven is the time we'll get everyone together ideally.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:13, Reply)
ok well we could meet at the Goose and plan from there?
I'm trying to remember where the pubs were I went but I was quite drunk a lot of the time. That cocktail place near the bus stops still open? Man I spent a lot of money in there
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)
We're going to Raouls for cocktails
best of all the places. Expensive but amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)

in Jericho?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:29, Reply)
Yeah :)
it's near the Duke of Cambridge
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)
vague stumbly memories...
right bed time. catch ya on the flip side
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:32, Reply)
it's delicious

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:34, Reply)
I told you in the last thread.
The only basement you can trust is 'The Fred West'

They sell it in Ikea.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)
I wouldn't trust anything I'd bought from Ikea

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)

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