Being half-Scottish/Half-Yorkshireman
means he doesn't share the wealth with me.

I jest, he's taking me somewhere nice next week. It does make me laugh when he thinks he's 'skint', and still has more left than I have to spend in a month.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

^this
I have to warn you now, I intend to sponge off him when I'm old.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

What about me?
I have no pension! Well I do, but it's your brother.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I had a flat in lieu of a pension
but I had to sell it. Now all I have is a sugar daddy. And a rich brother. Don't worry about me, I'll be the bizarre relative in the attic that no-one talks about.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

We'll just hear you 'playing tunes' in your bucket now and again.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Ewww.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)