My alarm clock reminded me that it was time to get up this morning.
I told it to fuck off and was therefore an hour late for work. Fortunately no-one seems to have noticed or cared.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I did something similar this morning
my brain said "snooze", but my body said "no, turn it off, go back to sleep"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I turned my alarm clock off using my foot today
Given how poor my eyesight is I was really fucking pleased with that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

good work
I have a hot roast pork, apple sauce and stuffing baguette.

I'm pretty fucking pleased about that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I think mine constitutes a greater personal achievement
But I would nonetheless trade it for yours in a heartbeat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

it was fucking marvellous
and has improved my general outlook no end
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Thank fuck I've got a decent lunch today
Leftover home-made aubergine and coconut curry with two different rices. Reading what you just posted on any other day this week would have sent me straight to the ludicrously overpriced deli up the road/your current location with a gun (dependent on finances)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)