My mate phoned me and said "Did you know X and X had got engaged?"
I said "Yes, but I only found out two days ago."
She said "Ah but did you know they've been going out for ages?"
I answered in the affirmative.
"But why didn't you tell me??"
So I told her it's because I try to have a little bit of integrity and that she would not have been able to keep it to herself and I know this to be true because she's told everyone every secret she's ever been asked to keep.
"Fair enough", she said
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You tell the best stories

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

No, SHE does, but she's not meant to.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)