Secrets
how good are you at keeping them if they are entrusted to you?

Recently I accidentally let slip that I knew that a mate of mine was seeing a girl who is the ex of a mate of his when it wasn't supposed to be common knowledge. In my defence I hadn't realised how serious they were, and everyone there already knew.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:12, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I dunno it varies
I think there are some people I tell everything to though but it doesn't count if they've awesome and you say "don't tell anyone but..."
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

when I spilt the beans on the one above
I had just thought they had been out for dinner rather than were actually dating. Was in the pub and started to ask "so how did his date go?". In hindsight the looks on faces and the fact that my mrs was poking me in the ribs should have been a hint that I wasn't supposed to be mentioning it....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

if it's an ex of a mate, you probably shouldn't ever mention it in public until they're seen together in publice

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

No you're right that totally doesn't count.
By the way, don't tell anyone this, but Vipros' mrs gave me a gobble when I was last down in Exeter.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

no way!
*texts Clendrix*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

it's very charming
but you should really start calling them turkeys at your age.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Yeh', exacto, I got 2 or 3 people like that, they could even have my pin number and the keys to my front door if they wanted.
And one of the reasons they are those people is that they would never ask for that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I have the keys to your front door

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

You know Gonz's PIN?
Wow, you could be looking at upwards of 76p for that bit of info.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I was looking for a whole pound Al

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Yeah', but that's only 'cus you're the only one I can trust to record the 'oaks when I'm working late
=)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

ha!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I've got 2 people like that
As they're either in other countries, or have zero connection to anyone I know, there's no chance of words getting out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I am exceptionally good at keeping secrets.
Practice, innit. Also, most of the people who entrust me with their secrets could fucking bury me if I crossed them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

is it all that practice from being in the closet?
predictable I know, but I'm very tired.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I'm replying to you because that way the post sits between these reeks-of-mindpiss statements
Well done. Very well done. *quiet applause*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

But
everyone already knows you're secretly gay?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'm pretty damn good
Not so good with my own secrets.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Like the anal porn?
You really shouldn't tell Al anything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

It's not a secret if you find her as the first link when you google "Busty Student Anal Porn"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I am so tempted to google that

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Oh lol
www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=lampito+anal+porn
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

fuck sake I clicked that at work
I'm such a idiot.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

It's just Al.
And there is a link to an amateur porn site. AL WHAT DID YOU UPLOAD?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I'm slightly baffled by that one too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I've just seen your sig.
FUCK


YOU
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I think Vipros deserves a punch to the face for that.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I'm trying to remember the circumstances that led to that
and I am failing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

The link's in my profile

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I love being entrusted with secrets
It makes up for nothing interesting ever happening to me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

same here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I like being smug and knowing something and being knowing and ah ha ha ha
-fixes up, looks sharp-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah me to,
sometimes you just have to talk about things that are going on, that sometimes is often late on a friday night.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

The thing is I often forget the secrets.
Which is annoying. Especially for the people involved. Not that I'll forget that whatever it is is secret, but I'll store it away and then forget it ever existed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Yeah I do that as well
Although more often than not I work out whats going on without other people telling me. Some people are so obvious.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I am blissfully ignorant of any of that shit.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I'm very good at guessing based on the available evidence
and more often than not, I'm right. Which usually leads to me being told the full story even if I was bluffing somewhat at the start.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I am so shit I can't even tell if someone's gay.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Al is gay, Chompy takes whatever he can get and Monty slept with a man once but the guy had long flowing hair and looked like Monty so it was ok.
Also MASSIVE DRUGS were involved
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

The last fact is my favourite

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Schteve is a fine figure of a man.
He looks NOTHING like Monty.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

he playsch a mean game of dominoesch though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Dominoesch are hish schecond favourite sching,
after arsch-fucking.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

he prefersch to call it
schport-fucking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I seem to have missed the Schteve meme

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

how dare you
Schteve is not a meme he's Monty's life partner
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

It's not a meme.
Lusty wanted to see some man-on-man action, so Monty took a pummeling from Dutch Schteve on stage in some club in Soho.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Why does no one tell me these things?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'd assumed you would have been in the audience.
He announced it on the thread and everything, I think Crow went along.

*Audience members in the first three rows may get wet schticky*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

It was a secret.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Here in der Nederlandsch
we have more liberal additudesch to schex dan you uptight Englisch guysch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

This took about 5 mins to type I'm guessing
Not as it is in faux Dutch, just that Schteve is breaking your back doors in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Here in der Low Countriesch
we prefer der phraysh dat is ‘schtuffing his ‘barge’ up my ‘Amschterdam canal’ ‘
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Ass-ter-jam

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Pretty good
luckily for you eh Vipros.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

something for which I will be eternally grateful
or at least until you get murdered
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I am exceptional at keeping secrets
Blabbing when sworn to secrecy is a very fucking low thing to do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)

This ^
Also, when you get a reputation for being able to keep a secret, you get told loads more bits of juicy gossip that you can't gossip about as it's a secret.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I am great at keeping secrets.
There are a few B3tans on here who know this.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I'd trust you for sure
Don't think I've told you anything in secret though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

No you haven't but if you wanted to, you could.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Cheers lovely!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Psssst, Blousie, I'm ashamed at the size of my cock
I'm always scared that I'm hurting people as it's so big, but don't tell anyone.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

My lips are sealed : P

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Doesn't matter, he'll get through them anyway

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Which ones?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Not telling.
Surprisingly!
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I wish you weren't as good at keeping secrets
So you could tell me what the buggery I was so opinionated about at your bash!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I try not to have secrets
And tell it how it is, which apparently makes me
a) a cunt
b) Somone pretending to be me
c) an uncaring bitch
d) Awesome
[deleting depending on which b3tan you are]
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

D

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

You're awesome blousie
I wish I was as tolerant of people as you are. I get all angry about people being idiots all the time yet you seem able to spend long amounts of time with people like Noel and Lab and not get annoyed at all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Oi! I just complimented you!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

How is callime me a bitchy awesome cunt a compliment?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

There you go again
Always focusing on the negative.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

You're so mean to me squishybear

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I spent a whole evening with Lab last weekend and he didn't annoy me at all.
I was spending quite a lot of time taking the piss out of DiT though.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I love that man
He's a handy decoy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Haha!
I am very tolerant. I could probably count on one hand the amount of people that have riled me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Oooo!!! Oooooooo!!!!
I'm one of them aren't I!?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

No you're not.
We just fell out for a bit is all.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Join the back of the queue fatso.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Me?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I'm talking about people who I can't abide.
And bar one there is no-one on B3ta and I think we all know who the one is.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Aye, I've picked it up.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

It's Noel isn't it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Some hybrid of A, C and D

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

completely depends on whose secret it is
i am pretty open about myself, have relatively few secrets, but if i did need to keep something quiet, i would do.

if it involves or is about someone else, it completely depends on how much i like them. if it's someone i like and respect, i'll keep it 100% quiet. if it's someone i have a low opinion of, i won't feel any loyalty whatsoever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Well I haven't told a soul about when you told me
that you were a screaming woofter who dresses up in women's clothing and wanks off over Darth Foxtrot's Facebook page every night, so I think I am pretty trustworthy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

OOPS!!1111!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Outstanding use of the word 'woofter'
It isn't used often enough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

still not as good as
"absolute fleet of berties" which I believe is my favourite slightly offensive term for a group of homosexualists.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

That is simply top-hole*


*well, 'bottom-hole' really
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

oh Monty
*shakes head*

you and your drug-addled brain.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Yeah.
That wasn't him, that was erm...no-one.

*looks around shiftily*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Neil Buchanan?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

*left index finger on nose, right index finger pointing at you*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Top marks there

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Here's something that has always confused me.
I'm great at keeping secrets if they don't involve me, so like when BGB told me Al was an impressive 4 inches, then I wouldn't tell a soul.

But if it involves me, like for example the time Kristy and I made out behind the bike sheds, and I wanted advice on the rash I've gotten. I wouldn't tell anyone in public, but I would tell quite a few people one-on-one.... but is that breaking a secret? I donno.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

text from my friend:
"beastly beast, doom! card just got declined at mcdonald's drive-through on way back from wigan. does it get any pikier than this?"

i'm not gonna lie, i don't think it does.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

You're friends with people who use words like
'beastly beast'? And I thought Dr Hug was a bit of a remmy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

this is the same girl who was seeing dr hug!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Dear god, that poor woman
it just doesn't get any better for her, does it?
(berk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

In that case I feel she's got exactly no room to comment.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Was she SATAN in a past life?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

They sound like a match made in heaven.
Your mate to Dr Hug: Oh, I've have a doom filled beastly beast of a day.
Dr Hug to your mate: Nva mnd HUGZ4U LOL

And so on. I'd be amazed if they ever ran out of things to say to each other.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

It could if she was driving a pimped up vauxhall nova...
but you're right, it would be a struggle to make it much more pikey.
(berk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

It's pretty close to the pikey holy grail, for sure.
Maybe if she'd been ID'd for buying blue WKD from Lidl?

I also fully concur with the dog dabbler above. beastly beast? fucking hell, has she forgotten she's not in a Catherine Cookson novellete?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

it's tongue in cheek, don't worry
we call each other stupid things like that all the time. would never say it to anyone else though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Mostly, I find the best way to keep secrets is to half forget them.
So I never waste any time thinking about them, but can remember when I speak to the relevant person. I've got one secret that could ruin a marriage, but sadly that's one I can't forget too easily.

As a result, I never feel the need to gossip about them, so I'm pretty good at keeping secrets.

I have to let loose from time to time, and I've got 2 people for that, who'd never have a clue who anyone I'm talking about is anyway.

EDIT: Although, I am thoroughly ashamed of one thing I've blurted out before. It's not really a secret, just not really common knowledge, if you get what I mean?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

My mate phoned me and said "Did you know X and X had got engaged?"
I said "Yes, but I only found out two days ago."
She said "Ah but did you know they've been going out for ages?"
I answered in the affirmative.
"But why didn't you tell me??"
So I told her it's because I try to have a little bit of integrity and that she would not have been able to keep it to herself and I know this to be true because she's told everyone every secret she's ever been asked to keep.
"Fair enough", she said
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

You tell the best stories

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

No, SHE does, but she's not meant to.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Depends, doesn't it?
I mean, that's not you failing to keep a secret - that's more that you didn't know it was a secret.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

that was just the most harmless story I could come by
I'm chock full of juicy secrets at the moment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

crets men

Sorry, man, it was just asking it for it, like some kind of dirty strikethrough hussy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Depends
My integrity is constantly at war with my inner gossipy bitch. I do tend to keep secrets quite well though, even if I'm itching to tell someone.
If it's a 'I have to tell someone or I'll explode' type of secret I'll compromise by discussing it with someone else who doesn't know any of the others involved so that it has no way of getting back to them, and thus the inner bitch is soothed until another day.
(berk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It works well, doesn't it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You always feel a bit sorry for the poor mate you've inflicted the rant upon, though...

(berk, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I don't mind as much, because she does it far more than I do!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Pretty darn good.
I'm awful at finding stuff out though. My flatmate's gay and told everyone a couple months ago but I had no idea. I thought it was a bit odd he spent all day everyday in his room with another lad and would say things like 'what are they doing in there, bumming?'. Everyone would just look at me blankly.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

blankly. strangely as I was wearing 37 coats
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

was wearing had stolen
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Hahahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I'm horrible at it. I can't even keep my own secrets.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Do tell.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

So, where did that rash come from?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

oi

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

You got it from Garry Bushell?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

EXCUSE ME
Has everyone seen the lolarious Facebook photo of the woman in the skirt*? My brother just sent me it and he's normally rather slow on the uptake but I'd not seen it and it really is very funny.

*I don't want to spoil it if it's not old hat
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Wha?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

No idea what you're talking about.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

nice work, there

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Haha!
I like this!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

That is fucking hilarious!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Did you notice the comment?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Yes, that just makes it even better

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

This is one occasion
that I'm glad I can't B3ta at work. I've just suffered a hernia from laughing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I'm quite good with secrets
once they are imparted to me I tend to bury them so well that I almost forget they're there. I never get the urge to blab it out to anyone or act on it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)