LUSTY! BADGER!
I love those sexy bitches.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who doesn't?
Hello lovely internet person.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Hello lovely you.
How are things in The North Pole?
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Windy and wet.
Yes, the missus is slightly aroused by the rugby and unable to contain her bowels.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Oh of course!
Yes, we're watching that too.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

We were just talking about your impending visit.
Really looking forward to it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)

So were Wookers and me...
and that's partly why I'm calling on Sunday.
YAY! Can't wait.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Us too! :)
England have just scored a home run, I gather.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Yes, which means they now get to serve.

( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I want Wales to get a rounder.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:21, Reply)

And them slam dunk in a sheep's hoop.
On the edge of a mountain. Whilst wearing wellies.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)

It'll never happen.
England will get a hole in one before then.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Probably true.
It sounds like they've lapped them anyway. And broken serve.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

you make an excellent point

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

It's because they both have excellent points.
Mmmm...excellent points.
How are you?
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I'm good thanks
how about you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I'm OK thank you, flower.
I was supposed to go to the pub, but I am being all tired and lazy.
Tomorrow though I shall venture out to the opera, being as I am dead posh and all that.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

ooh the opera
what're you going to see?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

The Barber of Seville.
I've always wanted to see it because it has my favourite duet in it. I've also not been to the Royal Opera House before, so I'm excited.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Have Cannon and Ball started doing opera now?
Blimey.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

YOU'VE GOT MY SKIN

( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

ROCK ON, CLENDY!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Enjoy!
Though in other opera news I hear the Royal Opera House is putting on a production of The life of Anna Nicole Smith.

Who you going with?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Ha!
My flatmate Luis is going to see that; I can't wait for his FB review.

I'm going with Andrew.
( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Have a lovely time
I've heard good things about the production :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Thank you!

( thealternativefact, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Tell me you are joking.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Sadly I'm not
the production is shrouded in total secrecy at the moment though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Jesus H Christ.
It's at times like these when I'm glad that Jordan's still alive.

Although the thought of a winged Brian Blessed exclaiming "JORDAN'S ALIVE???" fills me with mirth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Seen adverts on the tube an' all.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)