Judging by the size of the coat
Grandpa had a good 50" in his chest. I knew he was a big man, but Christ.

You know as well as anybody that I'm hardly small. This thing *hangs* off me. It's embarrassing.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

yeah but when i used to see you marauding around uxbridge
there were no comparables. you should take a picture of yourself wearing it next to a statue of a bear or something so that we can all compare it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I might have to take it to that weird bloke on Windsor Street
The foreign bloke. If I'm lucky, he might even be Polish.

It's about the only coat I have that's presentable enough to be worn over a DJ.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:59, Reply)

i miss martin's cafe
and his slabs of lasagne that took a month to digest.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Still never been in there
It looks like a twee coffee shop and smells like Arabs.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:02, Reply)

the food is awesome
poor old martin, his profits plunged when i left uxbridge and all my friends stopped going, we were in there at least twice a week. the other place i loved was pop-i-andys in the pavilions... unbelievably cheap amazing greek food.

mmm, vege moussaka, feta cheese salad and chips for a fiver.....

i have a 250 calorie marks and sparks salad for lunch today. it is NOT THE SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:06, Reply)

You joke
but since you moved, I've not seen more than three people in there on any given lunchtime.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Is it the Simply Fuller Longer Italian style one?
Because that is delicious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:11, Reply)

no! not seen that
this is a "super wholefoods" small box thing, it's got edame beans and lentils and stuff in it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Edamame beans and lentils are amazing
the Simply Fuller Longer has pasta, beans, rocket, sundried tomato, pepper (as in the veg), cheese and mozzarella. And a pot of dressing for the side.

255 CALORIES MOTHER FUCKING YES
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)