Forgive me.
I am being ...tongue in cheek.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not
That HAPPENED. And America won both wars without our help and fought off several alien invasions, also single-handed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Nowt wrong with a bit of rimming.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Thank you WGW!

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Mmm, musky.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Seriously though, does anyone
actually rim anyone or is it just something people say at parties? I'm game on for most things but rimming, even with a cellophane barrier, just seems a little ...ripe.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)

It doesn't bother me at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Especially when it's me ;)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Innit.
(literally)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I've done it a couple of times
but only on filmsets. It's not something I would do privately.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Do you think 48 IQ Alan and Kieron
rimmed each other before the judge made his cruel stipulation?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I'm feeling sick enough at the moment as it is.
Shut the fuck up.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Perhaps it made
a nice change from licking windows...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I just thought, if you're a large rodent, is your girlfriend a muskrat?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Hey,
She's my wife. And I thought the posters here were supposed to be 'gentle'. It says so at the top, look!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

"Even with a cellophane barrier"
What the FUCK is wrong with you?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Everything, it appears.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Well... there's an
issue around unfriendly bacteria isn't there?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I think perhaps you would be best off sealed into a giant plastic bubble where you're safe from all the scary bacteria.
EDIT - Also I would consider suggesting to your wife that she have a fucking shower some time.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

It's like the anti-Yakult.

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)