Excellent work there
Not something I can easily replicate and claim as my own romantic gesture, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i've fancied quite a few men in my time
but nothing can compare to the heart thumping burning all consuming crushes you have in your teens. god that was fun.

now it's all "he makes me come like a train but can he pay the mortgage" or "i wonder if my dad will like him or terrify him" or "i wonder if he's fertile or sterile" or "he really is too old to be quite this monumentally shit in the sack"...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Me;
- like a train - once every few hours, but never at the time you'd like, and no (less "can't", more "won't")
- both
- no idea, EU restrictions prevent me from breeding
- I know, I know. Give me a minute and I'll try again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

you have a girlfriend
therefore you are off my list. but otherwise, nice try.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Yeah, THAT's why I'm off your list

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)