it's a ruse
they can't count on the fact that you are such colossal helmet-gobblers to ensure that you don't reproduce any longer, so are taking futher measures.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Derbyshire, though. That's just fucking cruel.
Why isn't there a forcefield around it yet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Careful you don't get Derbyshire Neck.
You'll need to take iodine supplements. The peak district is freaky. The hills have eyes...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I feel like a man who was promised a good seeing to from a supermodel
and opened his door to find Fabio stood there, unfurling his hair like a fucking Timotei advert
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:19, Reply)

So things have got much much better for you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)

*sigh*
Yes dear. Very good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
I am so fucking funny!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:26, Reply)