i am researching easements for recreation
it is literally killing me, one brain cell at a time.

it's not pleasant and there's no surprises.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:18, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's the tagline I put on the cards I strategically place in phone boxes
Good job I'm already off your list, eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I'll give you recreation easements
I can't promise it won't be pleasant or surprising.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Isn't that the kind of shit that you palm off on a trainee

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

nah
he is tied up on a 2 week trial and i can't give him anything else to do!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

tsk tsk you're doing it all wrong.
" Right you little cunt write me a three thousand word report, with a brief precise of three hundred words on *THIS* form of easement by three tomorrow. If you fuck it up and make me look stupid I'll make sure that your contract will be terminated. Now fuck off out of my sight you long streak of piss."
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)

To the law bibliothèque!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)

funnily enough
this is not how i am allowed to speak to the trainees.

this is partly what makes the job so frustrating.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Fuck all the touchy feely nyomnyom crap, I prefer the ruthless tyrannical approach
Fear works wonders
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)

That would make you a property lawyer!
Does anyone remember Blue Mercedes and their oh-so-funky, if only, hit song 'I Want to be Your Property'? I had it on 7 inch. Still do, in fact.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)

If it was 8 inches it might reach better.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Yes. It was fucking shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Well
this came out of left field.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)

No, Kroney, it came out of Blue Mercedes.
Totally different from Leftfield, whose 'Not Forgotten' is a dance classic.

Can't you fucking read?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Oh, and now
you're probably going to tell me 5 Star were shit, too?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I shouldn't dare.
That 'Steadman' looks like a right hardnut.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)

You are Steadman
AICMFP

EDIT: Arse. Too slow (a lot like Steadman trying to make his escape after fucking men in public toilets).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)

somethingsomethingsomething
STEADMAN
( Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:00, Reply)