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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am rarely pleasantly surprised by anything
/cynicism lols

In a similar vein to AA though, I watched How To Train Your Dragon with my nephew at the weekend and really, really enjoyed it.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I watched
A Few Hard Men and Forrest Hump with my nephew on Saturday. He let me sit him on my lap whilst I pretended to be a train and everything. Definitely a weekend to melt the hardest cynic's heart.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Yeah, I had HTTYD and numerous Spiderman/Iron Man films
It was very sweet, especially since he brought me a blanket and his smarties to share whilst we sat together on the sofa. Being bounced on at 7am the following morning to play meccano was less fun though...
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
Erm, well
you gotta take the rough with the smooth!
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Berk, you...berk.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Ahahaha I've just seen what I missed there
no, I did not watch porn with or sexually abuse my nephew.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)
At least you got a bouncing on the next morning.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)
Not that kind of bouncing
younger men is all very fine and well but 3 is probably pushing the boundaries a little.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)
I like you.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)
The missus not around then?
Oh well, needs musk.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Well played.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Gaaaah!
Hoisted by my own perverted petard! The poor woman's not a musk-ox or a musk-rat. Her anus has nary a stain nor crinkle. In fact it's more like a sort of lower-body halo that emits a warm, loving light that beckons you in, occasionally emitting quiet puffs of orchid-scented perfume. Prostrate yourself before my wife's anus and take it not in vain!
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)
I'll be round in half an hour.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:00, Reply)
If there was one thing I was looking for from b3ta when I logged-on today, it was not a verbose description of your wife's arsehole.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)
I know.
Where was he last night when you really did?
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Train chase
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
3 years old is a bit young for massive drugs...

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Nonsense.

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Laudanum in the milk, eh?

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Yup, and cognac in the Cow & Gate.
Never did me any.. oh.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)

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