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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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/cynicism lols
In a similar vein to AA though, I watched How To Train Your Dragon with my nephew at the weekend and really, really enjoyed it.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
A Few Hard Men and Forrest Hump with my nephew on Saturday. He let me sit him on my lap whilst I pretended to be a train and everything. Definitely a weekend to melt the hardest cynic's heart.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)
It was very sweet, especially since he brought me a blanket and his smarties to share whilst we sat together on the sofa. Being bounced on at 7am the following morning to play meccano was less fun though...
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
no, I did not watch porn with or sexually abuse my nephew.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)
younger men is all very fine and well but 3 is probably pushing the boundaries a little.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)
Hoisted by my own perverted petard! The poor woman's not a musk-ox or a musk-rat. Her anus has nary a stain nor crinkle. In fact it's more like a sort of lower-body halo that emits a warm, loving light that beckons you in, occasionally emitting quiet puffs of orchid-scented perfume. Prostrate yourself before my wife's anus and take it not in vain!
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)
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