poor you
hope nobody saw, bruised pride can be almost as painful!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bruised knees hurt like fuck.
I once came off my skateboard and landed on my knees, on concrete. Took me a while before I could stand up and walk again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

suave!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

As always.
But I have an unerring skill to mix suaveness with streetness.

It's my ting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

you dropped the h
it stands for homo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I didn't 'drop' any 'H'.
So because I understand such basic rules as what sort of scent to wear at different times of the year, I am a homosexualist?

Maybe that's why chicks dig me so much.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)

no the scent was good
a man should smell nice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)

So why the bullying?
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)

no you didn't

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I rather thought you did.
My reason- you are a woman of child bearing age.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)

10/10 for confidence
1/10 for accuracy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Ha!
You just gave me one!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)

So you're not a woman of child bearing age?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)

No Jeff, I'm not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Sure?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Not entirely.
Interested?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Nah.
I'll pass cheers mate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)

your loss.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Reckon I'll cope.
Shit, maybe I've made a huge mistake
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)

one person walked past
And did a double-take. I looked quite shocked I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)

my friend amy always wets herself laughing if we see anyone fall over
which happens more than you'd think in somewhere as crowded as london. it's always mortifying when i go to help and her snorts of laughter are ringing out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)