shades of latin a-level
there was one about "it made no difference whether you kissed his arse or his mouth, the one being no dirtier and the other no cleaner". catullus maybe??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Catullus 93.
A personal favourite. "If any woman were to go with him, we might think her capable of rimming a diseased hangman"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)

i still say i've done worse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Than rimming a diseased hangman?
Musky.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

ok i will rephrase
i would rather have the memory of rimming a diseased hangman than some of my sexual experiences. less pain, more gain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Hmm.
I kind of see where you're coming from
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)

which is a damn sight more than he did!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)